The impossible has happened. Duke Nukem Forever, the long-standing joke of the videogaming industry, is actually coming out. Granted, we've still just got a vague "oh it'll be out next year sometime, maybe" release date, but at least it's actually playable now. Even if it is mostly just a tech demo showcasing a boss battle based on one in Duke Nukem 3D. Still, it's the Duke! And he's actually got a new FPS coming out soon! Probably!
But many people won't give a toss. Why should they care about a sequel to a game that was already dated when it was released? A game twelve years late? Every single Valve game and all three Playstations have been released since Forever was announced. So, why should you care about Duke Nukem Forever?