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Top 10 Gaming Pirates

In honour of International Talk Like A Pirate Day, ye friends at the legendary ship Splinter Gamer bring ye a treasure list. This be a list about games that include fighting and drinking and all them piratey things we like to get our hooks into.
Seriously though, we were going to flog off all of our games to you loyal Splinter Gamer followers, but as it turns out, copying games and selling them is illegal, which is a shame. Because I was about to sell you 40 Xbox 360 games for a tenner…

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Quagmire2623d ago (Edited 2623d ago )

OMG! I Cant wait for PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: ARMADA OF THE DAMNED!

Captain Sterling is gonna be the best, bad-ass mofo pirate ever in a game.

Check 'im out. Savvy?

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DaBadGuy2623d ago

Yarr, they've got holidays for everything don't they, ya lilly livered yella belly bilge rats. Yarr, I'm debating whether or not to keep up the scurvy twang in other articles, for I might lose a bub, yar har har.

Nihilism2623d ago

+ bubs for the effort, and more if ye keep it up.

Do we have an accord?

DaBadGuy2623d ago

Yar font, we have an accord. This is the only day o' the year when I can get away talkin' salty.

OtherWhiteMeat2623d ago (Edited 2623d ago )

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.
Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)

They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.

You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?

Wanna shiver me timbers?

I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.

Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.

That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.

Let's get together and haul some keel.

That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.

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