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5 Insane True Facts About StarCraft: The Professional Sport

Cracked asked me to go undercover and infiltrate the insane culture of StarCraft because they said I would be "ideal" for the job. The last time I played online, I constantly got cussed out by players when I asked for simple help on how to build peons or where to find quests (nobody has told me to this day), so I asked the Cracked guys why on earth they would think I would be a good fit. They just coughed meaningfully and eventually said, "You know. Because you're... uh, your people like StarCraft, right? Isn't that like the national sport over in, uh, the Orient?" They then looked at me encouragingly. I think someone struck a gong.

(by Christina H at Cracked.com)

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comp_ali2927d ago

Very hilarious article and true at the same time.

TrailerParkSupervisr2926d ago

And I think I am bad-ass when I go 23-3 in Battlefield.

rumplstilts2926d ago

I love Cracked!!!!

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