The Game That Was Too Sexy for Xbox

Those who follow the world of indie games may be familiar with Privates. For the uninitiated, however, here's a rundown. Players lead a gang of condom-hatted marines who delve into people's vaginas and butts. Once inside, it's their job to blast away at "oozy, shouty monsters". There's a point to be made somewhere about STDs. But mostly it's about shooting things whilst wandering around inside people's front and back bottoms.

Those hoping to play the game on the 360 are about to be sadly disappointed.

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deadreckoning6662982d ago

Too many little kids everywhere.

angryjedi2982d ago

Agreed, but that doesn't mean we should pander to the lowest common denominator. There are parental controls there for a reason. Parents should take an interest in what their children are doing and not allow them to access inappropriate material. The point is, we should be able to have titles like this available on Xbox or PS3, but sadly most parents don't care or understand enough to monitor their kids' activity.

Bigpappy2982d ago (Edited 2982d ago )

Sexy would mean that the game was sexually appealing. The game does not appeal to me in any way. And I, by the way, am a very sexy guy! To the ladies that is.

Redrum0592982d ago

not trying to bash, may get many disagrees but...

this game seems like it can only be successful on xbox, i cant think of any ps3 owners i know that would buy that crap.

M$ did good not allowing this game to go up on xbl or the media wouldve been all over them for it.

Roozium2982d ago

Yeah, PSN users are so mature and only play good games. Lol, get over yourself. XBL's best selling XBLA games is Shadowcomplex, DR: Case Zero, Trials HD. And all of them are good games.

darthv722982d ago

when LBP came out there was a multitude of user levels that had various sexual referrences. I am sure there are more by now unless everyone has gotten their laughs.

angryjedi2982d ago

I disagree with the above. I think the PS3 is actually home to some of the more creative games out there, and willing to touch on (no pun intended) more mature subject matter.

Granted, this is a silly game filled with puerile humor, but it is dealing with an issue that is of concern to many people, particularly teens and young adults.

Persistantthug2982d ago

How come the developers didn't try for a PSN release?

Even if they don't know how to do it themselves, EA partners could probably help get it on there.

zak94ma2982d ago

Sony don't like indie games and small companies that's why you can't find any PlayStation SDK any where.

MGRogue20172982d ago (Edited 2982d ago )

Wow.. You actually get to explore around in a woman's vagina!? :O

.. That's definately something I've or no one else has never experienced before lol

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