We know what you're thinking. Typical CVG, tabloid muppets. Why can't they just write a straight headline? Well, friend, you're mistaken. As you're about to discover, our arresting snapshot description isn't even half the story.
Milo... Now this penis thing... It all makes sense now....
Peter Molyneux likes fishsticks.
guess we have peter and his love for schlong to thank for little big planet
(insert penis joke here)
by the neither regions of an ape? Or was it just your poor management and false promises Peter? Either case we're all happy they left MM is one of the most talented studios out now.
whats this article about? I'm clicking the the tab, I might see a penis.
Now we know where Mark Healey got the name " sackboy " from...lol.
That was PERFECT!!! XD
I second that WTF!?! I don't really wanna know what's up with the article and the title.
or PM's personal fascination with little boys, dongs, excited apes, kicking chikens... the list goes on.
I think not!
I think in future we'll look back on this as the moment when Molyneux truly lost it.
By all counts, he lost "it" around B&W.
no no, movies was good and needs to be retried. If he could only put fable and Milo down for 5 minutes I'm sure Lionhead could achieve something critical acclaim worthy for Kintect if not just regular 360 IP.
What the hell is this?
can someone explain WTF are they talking about?!
"Well, [here's] an interesting fact that may or not be true. One of the sausages reminds me of the first prototype we had of the Black & White 1 creature." "I for some reason had this obsession to make them anatomically correct. So the first version of this giant ape had this sort of beautifully physically correct - I'm going to say the word - penis dangling between its legs... which morphed depending on how excited your creature was."
Apparently, while working on the first B&W, he not only wanted a creature who was anatomically correct, had a penis, but a working one. One that got erect. Possibly pushed the idea through near to completion, until one of the guys, who left to form Media Molecule, made a verbal knife threat. But who knows: maybe it was a real knife.
which obviously didn't deant his morbid fascinations, no, likely they made the prototypes and had to trim in the last couple of years of development to something that could be sold worldwide (especially to the western markets where erect ape penis would indeed have have gotten the game banned and PM Branded back when having him removed could have saved Lionhead being bought-out).
Fucking hillarious when you remember the Ape animation for stroking it's dick.
doesn't make any sense then so does the whole xbox thing.
I'm still trying to figure out the title to this post.......
Molyneux was (allegedly) threatened by a man with a knife, who went 'insane' after Molyneux wanted him to make "correct" apes (with bits), the idea for correct apes came to him while he was not under the influence of drugs, due to the fact that he thinks he is a "rubbish" game designer. Oh, and the insane man? He went on to found Media Molecule (LittleBIGPlanet). it took me a while to understand the insanity of the title as well. (Although I still think it never happened and is just a joke)
Anyone got an alternate source? Damn browser can't read CVG ATM...
The interview is from an IGN podcast in the UK. The latest one I guess. http://itunes.apple.com/pod...
I wonder how many people would have stroked the animal penis' is Molyneux had kept them in the game...
Poor Milo o.o
What the fuck!? Should i read this haha
is a bit of a head-scratcher. I did end up reading the whole article, but still.
I haven't laughed this hard at anything for a LOOOONG time. Damn, my sides are hurting. You guys should read some of the comments. Gotdamn, this is good stuff. I love being a gamer. XD This also means that there is a possibility that if Molyneux hadn't pushed Mark over the edge ... LittleBigPlanet or what ever it would be called to today, could've very well been a 360 exclusive. :O
Peter pulled a Moly'no-no'. XD
or as engadget would, "CE'Oh Peter Moly'No he didn't!" where indeed there enough fuel on the he's a pedo fire that even this fire alarm doesn't do more than make one shake his head and chuckle.
Get Moleneux on Scrubs now!!!
Wow, the founder of MM threatened Peter with a knife because he had to model a pen0rz? O.o That's.......Erm......... Interesting? Rofl, read subform's comment on that article. ROFLLLLLLLLL.
im actually going to listen to the podcast in a moment u can keep him MS
and only they could want him.. cripes.
Typical CVG, tabloid muppets. Why can't they just write a straight headline?
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