Why life as a first-generation iPod touch owner sucks

Pocket Gamer:
I can't help but feel myself seething with rage every time I sit down to watch an Apple press conference.

Don't get me wrong – no-one manages to build hype quite like Steve Jobs, as proven by the sound of an audience of Apple acolytes being whipped into another frenzy by a new shiny piece of hardware.

But, in crude terms, every step forward Apple takes is a step back for me. As an owner of a first-generation iPod touch, I've had to get used to the idea that my not yet three year old device is not only out of date, but getting more and more debilitated by the day.