So, Mortal Kombat 2010, then. Let's see: Slutty bondage ladies, thrones of skulls, laser axes and pits of spikes? Yep. Robot ninjas, shape-shifting old Chinese blokes, acid baths and sexy cannibals? Ditto.
It all looks like it's being beamed to your 360 from 1992 by way of the inside of a 14-year-old Iron Maiden fan's brain. Welcome back, MK.