Outland was first presented to me as a kind of consolation prize. I had an appointment to see Child of Eden, the one and only Kinect title I could give a rat's ass about. Right before my date with the game, I got a sheepishly performed "Oh, Child of Eden? Yeah, we're not showing that anymore, but you could check out Outland? That's a new game we just announced today?" break-up call.