I played Duke Nukem Forever today ... what the f*ck!?

Destructoid: When I was on my plane to Seattle, getting ready to play some games, meet some gamers, and prepare for tomorrow's Destructoid LIVE panel, I never thought I'd be leaving the first day of PAX with the ability to say that I have played Duke Nukem Forever.

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Mista T2751d ago (Edited 2751d ago )

lol, funny article. I hyped for this game! it's gonna be beast!

EvilBlackCat2751d ago

"Do you know how you can tell that a game is going to be something special? When it starts with a tutorial telling you how to piss into a urinal."

1st day (PC)

Active Reload2751d ago

Can you say...STAY PUFT?!?!

RBdrift2751d ago

Can you say...SAUSAGE FINGERS?!?!

SKUD2750d ago (Edited 2750d ago )

Can you say... TURKEY NECK!?!?.

BannedForNineYears2750d ago (Edited 2750d ago )

Can you say... EYJAFJALLAJOKULL!?!?

DelbertGrady2750d ago

Lololol. The cloud actually came from pizza fumes, and not ash as the media reported. Gabe was having a garden party.

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TrailerParkSupervisr2751d ago (Edited 2751d ago )

And just like the author noted, the graphics and whatnot are nothing all. It's the fact that Duke and his humor are back. Holy crap this brings back memories.

I am playing "Push It" by Static-X just to reminisce!

gamerzBEreal172751d ago

am i the only one who doesn't really care about this game?

-SIXAXIS-2750d ago

Yes. Duke Nukem is awesome, and you'd know that if you've ever played the older games.

IrieMars2750d ago

I never got into the previous ones and finally played a crappy 3rd person Duke on the PS and it sucked. But I'll probably buy into the hype at some point.

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-Mezzo-2751d ago

lol, great article indeed, i cannot wait for the game myself. =]

MGRogue20172751d ago (Edited 2751d ago )

... Is there a reason for him to be sticking a middle finger up in that pic of his??

I'm sure he is a nice person in real life but it really does make him look a douchebag, just sayin'

Ah.. What the hell? .. Right back at 'ya pal! :D

Serjikal_Strike2751d ago

to those of us who havent played it....
btw his hands are swollen..he needs to stop playing games for a while

atlys2751d ago (Edited 2751d ago )

looks like the numa numa kid

Edward-Kraken2751d ago

The size of his middle finger is probably the same as.... his....

RankFTW2751d ago

As his what? Oh his penis HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA...

Tikicobra2751d ago

He's got some pudgy hands.

ShadowJetX2750d ago

Does anyone else wanna smack this guy across the face with a dueling glove or other object?

Also, kickass.

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DaBadGuy2751d ago

So.....I can put my preorder in when? Comes out the week before Crysis 2 and on the same day as Killzone 3......well.....all I've gotta say is Killzone who? Yeah seriously though after Christmas I'm gonna be tapped after all the games this fall, I'll be waiting a little for Killzone it's not a priority and I'm not made of money, but I think 12 years is long enough to wait for the Duke. Crysis 2 is a wait and see as in wait and see how it turns out on consoles because obviously it's best on PC but seeing as how my PC is 7 years old, I won't be playing Crysis 2 on it anytime soon.

Mista T2751d ago (Edited 2751d ago )

Duke Nukem Forever is the best of the 3!!!!

Elven62751d ago (Edited 2751d ago )

It's the Duke, you can always bet on him to bring you a fun filled great experience.

Always bet on Duke.

dorron2751d ago

I think this game is gonna dissapoint a lot of fans when it's released. It's been 12 years and many people have unreacheable expectations...

Fadetoblack692744d ago

As long as it's at least as good and as funny as Duke3D was, I'll be satisfied; hell I've been waiting 12 years for this! Couldn't even imagine how much I played the original when it came out, especially multiplayer. Holo-Duke + Grenade Booby Trap FTW ;)

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