As we all well know, Duke Nukem is one for memorable one-liners that could force testicles on the wimpiest of guys, so what quotes do we want to hear in the new game? Click the link to read our chosen quotes!
I'm sure they can find 10 or 20 new Bruce Campbell quotes to steal. LOL "Hail to the king baby!"
"I've just given red ring of death a new meaning"
First, they should bring Jon St. John, the original VA back. Without him, Duke wouldnt be complete. Personally, I want them to make a quote about anything Killzone or Halo or COD related. That would be f'n awesome!!
I was watching the stream he's been doing all the voice acting for Duke in this game, it's official
"Master Chief ain't got shit on me."
"I just realized no one gives a s..t anymore about this childish nonsense"
Personally.. I'd just like to hear him say "I'm gonna rip off your head & shit down your neck" again. It's just so epic when he says it. :D http://www.youtube.com/watc...
"Only the weak play on consoles"
"Only the pompous grasp at straws"
Remember this guys..?? http://www.youtube.com/watc... Still hilarious as ever, even after 3 years :P
I gotta say, that's funny as hell.... Bubbles for making me laugh....
A internet classic right there
"I hope you like the Seaside, because you've got a Sh1t load of Shells coming your way..."
thats a good one! did you make that one up
Me and my friend were coming up with some whilst watching the gameplay and during some Shotgun gameplay in the canyons it just came to me... :P Glad you like it! :]
"I go where i please and i please where i go" "I have big guns and i cannot lie"
"Da Bridges I've burned now will light da way!" -Dylan, 90210
"When it's done"
Alright. Write down all the one liners you need said so that I can say them. Then put it in an envelope, and... Blow it out your ass! Oh yeah. I'm back.
Duke Nukem quotes he should say in new game? hmmmmmm "My hands seem to be full of bad ass guns. Could you hold my dick while I piss...on your face" "How would you like your face pressed into a tray of smothered buttered assholes?" "After Im done puching your face a dozen times. Im going to rip your head off and cram it in your ass, because im tired of your bitch ass whining. Might even shit in your neck." "Why is your perty mouth making squeeling noises. I dont hear no banjos boy." "General Zod kneels before me." "Open your mouth, I gotta shit" "Chuck Norris is Richards Simmons compared to me." "Duke doesnt turn anyone down...Just face down." "When The Duke is in an orgy of women and still needs entertainment. He calls the Grim Reaper to kill puppies and scrawny piss ant wimps." "Im going to baptise everyone in the blood of Unicorns"
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