Submitted by drunkpandas 2660d ago | video

Bibleman Trailer

In what could potentially be THE best PC game of the year (sarcasm), here's a trailer for Bibleman: A Fight of Faith.

Who names an arch-villain "Wacky Protester"? (PC)

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fiercescuba  +   2660d ago
Bibleman has cometh and hell is coming with him.
Syko  +   2660d ago
I am not impressed until he takes out a Big Daddy...
P4KY B  +   2660d ago
Who will be his side kick.
Abused Alter Boy?
drunkpandas  +   2660d ago
taz8080  +   2660d ago
Wow, I wodner if he smites heathens and then resurrects them?
drunkpandas  +   2660d ago
While yelling...
The power of Christ compels you!
nobizlikesnowbiz  +   2660d ago
Hahaha. Wow this game will be *awesome* (sarcasm).

They should make a Stephen Colbert's Bear Hunting Adventure. Or something of the sort, before they make this crap.

Why hasn't he begun making a videogame? It would make sense with his comedy style, and he's pretty f*cking hilarious.
drunkpandas  +   2660d ago
Just what we need...
A game where you go around killing people in the name of God
Frulond  +   2660d ago
I guess then
Its based in real life history :p (the crusades)
snoop_dizzle  +   2659d ago
hey don't forget the famous
convert or die tactics started by church in europe. :P
ShiftyLookingCow  +   2659d ago
I think it was Charlemagne, you should read about popes, for all the pomp reverence you see on tv now, they are just as nasty hell even worse than the rest
nobizlikesnowbiz  +   2659d ago
I thought Mohammed converted quite a few people in Northern Africa, long ago through violence. "Join or be slaughtered."

Pretty much the way things went back then. "In the name of God."

What a lame excuse to murder puppies.
tplarkin7  +   2660d ago
We could use a decent game based on the Bible.
There's a ton of potential for a game based on the Bible. It isn't "Bibleman", though.
P4KY B  +   2660d ago
It would make a great FPS
It will have a huge body count
God killed approx 2.25 million people in the bible.

You could get the Holy Hand grenade of Antioch from Monty Python.
Your melee weapon could be a bible. So you could bash people with it.
Omega Kaze  +   2660d ago
I agree we could
And the is actually a ton of potential, but the problem is we will never get them, but on the bright side, we receive hilarious games to laugh at in the mean time.
snoop_dizzle  +   2659d ago
the bible definetly has some violence in it
perhaps they could make a apocalyptic game about the end of the world.
ShiftyLookingCow  +   2659d ago
wasnt that game called "Left Behind: Retarded Feeces"
snoop_dizzle  +   2659d ago
mos definetly

I was thinking of a tom clancy like game trying to assainate the antichrist or something.

And most importantly, let some really great game developers develop it.
Daxx  +   2659d ago
That Left Behind game (and the book series) does not do any justice to the actual book of Revelation. If they made a game that actually showed what Armageddon was like lets just say kids wouldn't be playing it. The Harlot queen, Satanic beasts running wild, oceans of blood, 666 written on all who follow the beast, flesh eating insects, endless war, disease, insanity. Basically Hell on Earth.
tplarkin7  +   2659d ago
I was thinking about a game that took place during the time of Christ. We could witness the fall of Herod's kingdom and the turmoil of Herod's family. We could also witness the Apostles, John the Baptist, and Jesus in Judea and Galilee. It could be like Oblivion, or KOTOR. You could be a Roman Soldier or a disciple of Christ.
Omega Kaze  +   2660d ago
First of all this is the best trailer ever,
Secondly if anyone hasn't seen Angry Video Game Nerd's take on bible games from awhile ago really needs to see this


but just skip through the long intro, enjoy!
ShiftyLookingCow  +   2660d ago
that was funny as hell, this trailer is pretty damn retarded though, my eyes and ears feel like they are bleeding

[edit] shooting mad goats to sleep genious!
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ParaDise_LosT  +   2659d ago
I'll just keep my op for myself :)
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KingJFS  +   2659d ago
Bibleman came out in 2005
It might be hard to be the game of the year considering the game came out two years ago and can be purchased as a direct download from the developer's website.
Excalibur  +   2659d ago
Is this real?
or a parody?
When I watched the trailer I was thinking it was a joke.
Wii60_FTW  +   2659d ago
this is definitely NOT real
but then again, christians really are THAT lame.
Salvadore  +   2659d ago
Something positive about the game?
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taz8080  +   2659d ago
it has a funny title
Keyser  +   2659d ago
They could actually use the Bible for some pretty awesome games for those of that faith, probably the Quran too but I haven't read it so I don't know its stories. Unfortunately, the times do not cater to taking religious seriously. It's either take it extreme or no religion at all. Sucks...
Marriot VP  +   2659d ago
Yah the Quran would work. You could play Muhammad when he starts the religion by killing millions of people in nomadic tribes if they didn't convert. The supposed "religion of peace" was started by the prophet who tore through the middle east killing all in his path.

Please don't get this confused with the crusades or European stuff, because those were caused by men in power 1000 years later after Christ. If it was jesus or god doing it than you'd have a point.
xionpunk  +   2659d ago
I don't even know what to say about this...um forgive them Father, they know not what they do?
macalatus  +   2659d ago
100% approved by Ned Flanders!!
texism  +   2659d ago
I don't know about you all, but I want a good bible/faith game that is not just a bunch of bible stereotypes.

I want a game with blood and gore and sex or maybe none of those at all, but something that for example could have a rich storyline with true, deep biblical undertones. Like the main char doesn't even have to be Christian at all - he has to make the choice and the game plays around that.

Not some stupid sh!t like "avoid the curse words of the unbeliever because it burns and you get 500 points if your Jesus chant cancels his words out." I want something epic that takes the bible seriously. I want some game that takes the bible and applies it to a "real life" situation in a game, i.e like a hitman who has to constantly struggle with doing his job and growing up in a religious family, stuff like that.

Sadly, all we will ever get is pissy games like this or that one bible quiz where one minigame had you doing something on the stairs to heaven.
Marriot VP  +   2659d ago
haha, fair enough

Yours is one of the first real comments that's admirable. I'd agree, like the movie constantine. Also if your looking for sex, gore, violence, and rich undertones than read the old testimate. This is obviously the little kids game and isn't to be taken seriously by someone over 15y.
Wii60_FTW  +   2659d ago
but christians aren't allowed to play mature-rated games. if u had read your bible, u'd know that already. so sad. father forgive you, for you know what what he doethes.
fopums  +   2659d ago
this has GOTY written all over it!
Wii60_FTW  +   2659d ago
I mean, we all know christians are un-evolved apes, but come on. This is just too funny. This can't be real.

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