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We can assume that Sony's semi-poor performance thus far in the console race is due in part to the actions of children. Children, who buy inferior Nintendo products. Children, who prefer to play games with cute cuddley characters rather than gun-wielding tough guys and barely clothed females. They do not act by common sense, those ignorant, nonsensical children.