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Submitted by TheLeprachaun 1524d ago | news

Five minutes of hardcore Kinectimals footage

Gears of War? Psssh. Killzone 3? That's for casual scum. What we've got here is five minutes of the most bone crushingly, face mentingly hardcore footage to ever grace the internet. That's right folks, it's Kinectimals, the game set to break all boundaries and change the gaming genre for ever. (Kinect, Kinectimals, Xbox 360)

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PSfan09  +   1524d ago
unless that tiger is about to attack you and you have to grab a gun to take it down.

its not hardcore
Pandemic  +   1524d ago
That is soooo hardcore, just sh*t my pants.........
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AtatakaiSamurai  +   1524d ago
WOW!
The definitive hardcore game for the definitive hardcore gamers. You just don't get more hardcore than this.
rroded  +   1524d ago
yep ms sure knows their fanbase
hardcore games for hardcore gamerz seriously masterchief move over..lol

if you think kinect is an epic fail bub me (msdf popped one today jus for suggesting the only one excited bout milo is pedobear)

ps anyone notice the hands on the screen arn't even trying to follow what the players actually doing?
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A Cupcake for Gabe  +   1524d ago
Tamagachies weren't hardcore, Tickle Me Elmo wasn't hardcore, Furby's weren't hardcore, Eye Pet isn't harcore, Nintendogs isn't hardcore. This game is for sure hell is not harcore, nor will it ever be. It's a casual game. Don't church it up.
xX TriiCKy Xx  +   1524d ago
That's actually a clever way to get bubs rrod. But, nah, I don't feel like it... :P
rroded  +   1524d ago | Interesting
cant win em all tricky
guess ill jus consider myself lucky ya didnt pop one instead ;)

must get back ta 3 bubs n show the msdf they cant keep us kinect doubtfuls down XD

ps gave ya all a bub even u tricky jus for keepin it real.
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DARkNIKON  +   1524d ago
The best part about the limitations to this game is that you couldn't hurt your tiger if you tried. You couldn't slap or rough it up because the hands cling to the tiger as soon as you raise your arms up, then anything you do gets a positive reaction from it.
MAG_SVER  +   1523d ago
DAMNNNNNNNNNNN
OK, I'm sold, Plain & Simple that shyt was super duper HARDCORE!!!

I can't wait for CO-OP, I will let my Skittles(am going to name him "Taste The Rainbow") destroy anyone. Man I can't wait to play against my family.

I will be buying 1 for my granny, my grandpa, my aunt, my uncle, my nephew, my niece, my dad, my mom, my bro, my little sister ( she will probably kick my azz for getting her this crap lol & call the cops on me ), my cousin myself & a backup 1 just in case, you never know I might get "DisKinect.

sarcasm, like serious that's the same stuff I saw at E3, nothing change so how is that HARDCORE, I want to see the lions fighting & do like a fatality & rip the other lions head off with blood gushing & it starts eating.. now that's HARDCORE..lol

Goes Back to watching "Salt"...
damn "Angelina Jolie" is so damn sexy, I want to be the Hot Knife going through that butter..lol
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Army_of_Darkness  +   1523d ago
so umm..
The point to all this is to see who's more hardcore at molesting one another?! you or the tiger!?!?
badz149  +   1523d ago
why don't they named this as
KinectiCATS/KinectiCATZ?? we can only play with various types of cats, not other animals as well, right?
R2D2  +   1524d ago
Play this bad boy on some good hydro
and a bottle of Henny then it will be hardcore.
TheLeprachaun  +   1524d ago
I like your style.
Biggest  +   1524d ago
Why waste it on this crap? Just smoke and drink. Don't add My Little Tiger to it.
East_Coast  +   1524d ago
I guess you would need to be on drugs to buy an play this crap, yes. lol
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MAG_SVER  +   1523d ago
hahahhahahahahah
@ R2D2: Damn, you made me spit out my juice when I read your comment, lol.

I gave you a BUBBLE for that laugh.
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Immortal321  +   1523d ago
if i'm smoking dro, and sipping henny
I wouldn't be playing this, I rather be petting a real African pussy if you know what I mean.
gamerzBEreal17  +   1524d ago
the most hardcore thing about this video is the lady gaga song you can hear...and that's sad
FACTUAL evidence  +   1524d ago
LOL @ hardcore
This was softer than Danimals.
tinybigman  +   1524d ago
oh dare
why do such games like this exist?
East_Coast  +   1524d ago
Putting the word 'hardcore' in front of something doesn't make it work any better or change the fact that it's still laggy, has horrible tracking and glitchy
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EvilBlackCat  +   1524d ago
so just every violent game is hardcore?

Wow you guys surprise me how smart you guys are.

School in section kids TAKE NOTE:

Hardcore, in general means something solid, unbreakable, unshiftable. Used in relation to sexual intercourse, gaming and sports.

A hardcore gamer is a person who doesn't distract himself with easier paths, makes/accepts challenges and completes them the right way.

There are various levels of hardcore, and it can be taken as skillfull or simply a waste of time doing something one fails at without giving up. Classic arcade games are linked to this term.

CLASSIC ARCADE GAMES ARE LINKED TO THIS TERM

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I love the definition and explanation of what a Graphic Whore is and this site (N4G) is full of corporate mascots. LOL!
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East_Coast  +   1524d ago
"School in section kids TAKE NOTE"

I think you meant 'school is in session'.

I'm not even going to waste my time arguing over this issue but MS has stated that Kinect is geared toward the casual gamer. But it looks like the casual gamer isn't interested in what MS has to offer. So what does n MS do now well it's trying to draw in it's core base hoping that it will spark some interest but you and I both know the end result here. Can't blame them tho, desperate times call for retarded ideas.
noporcru623  +   1524d ago
to evil black cat
no hardcore isnt jus every violent game your right but this game is certainly not hardcore first off i saw a lot of unresponsive moments secobnd off YOUR PETTING A VIRTUAL ANIMAL i can pet my own damn cat in real life is that hardcore? omg it knows to JUMP what dog doesnt jus bc it looks cute and has good graphics(which can be done on any system) does not mean its a disgrace to call it a game you have fun with that for a half hour and ill be playing a real hardcoe game with an animal and thats okami
radphil  +   1523d ago
I don't want to sound like a buzzkill....
But it seems to me there's a reason why you have 1 bubble.

Hardcore doesn't equal to violence. It usually tends to CHALLENGE.
TheLeprachaun  +   1524d ago
You didn't see that tiger face to face! I've never been so scared.
Otheros00  +   1524d ago
AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
Playing hardcore with skittles!!!
It doesn't even work half the time.
Seems like you really want Dis-kinect to succeed.
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TheLeprachaun  +   1524d ago
Yep, that's why I wrote an article entitled 'Five Lies Microsoft told to us about Kinect'.
Fishy Fingers  +   1524d ago
Ah I see what your doing there....
Liber8or  +   1524d ago
I am not a fan of Kinect, but I can see this being quite popular with little girls. The same age-group which obsessed over Nintendogs for the DS. Nintendogs was detrimental in DS success, this might be the same if marketed correctly.
BubbleSystemSuck  +   1524d ago
Sooo...
This is the graphical definition for HARDCORE GAMER.

DEFINITIVE
Optical_Matrix  +   1524d ago
Hardcore and Kinectimals in the same sentence? The word oxymoron springs to mind.

LMAO Edit: Anyone notice at 2:20 the actions of the poor ladies hands don't match up with the on screen ones? She's moving her hands up and down and the on screen ones are tickling the Lion all over :/
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TheBreezyBB  +   1524d ago
That is Fucking hardcore!!

/s
Obama  +   1524d ago
Sounds so wrong. Playing hardcore with Skittles.
rhood022  +   1524d ago
The hands petting the animal are not matching up to the real hands. In one scene the left hand is palm up but the guy's hand is palm down. He then turns his hand palm up to match it. They seem to be just guessing at what the gestures are doing. Not actually tracking the specific hand movements.

But that is definitely some hardcore p***y play. Way to go MS.
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MajestieBeast  +   1524d ago
Anyone seen the trailer for kinnect crossboard 7 its damn funny.

http://www.gametrailers.com...
PSjesus  +   1524d ago
Kinectcant be more hardcore than SKITTLES
Nuff said......WHY M$ treat their fans like this why?
alphakennybody  +   1524d ago
so much for tracking your fingers eh ?
Bellcross  +   1524d ago
Lol, the comments in this thread are hilarious.
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SweetLeaf  +   1524d ago
thats not hardcore thats piece of sh*t
Shuklar   1524d ago | Immature | show
xX-PEIN-Xx  +   1524d ago
anyone else think the choice in animals is weird? I mean, do we really want kids thinking lions and cheetahs are friendly?
HoustonTexaz713   1524d ago | Trolling | show | Replies(1)
Skadoosh  +   1524d ago
I'm sure their are rich kids that will eat this crap up. This will probably sell more in Japan if they added weird talking creatures yelling "Pikachuuuuuuuuuuuuuu&quo t;
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BBAM  +   1524d ago
The song at the start
Makes me want to see a mini cartman from South Park singing across the screen.
On topic: This is quite impressive as it can clearly see different gestures, although the petting is still not quite there.
However this is hardly 'Hardcore'...
bobdog626  +   1524d ago
The Kids and Girls will love this
This is hard core to the max for little kids lol
Godmars290  +   1523d ago
You said it brother - HARDCORE FOR THE FIVE YEAR OLD!
Pity mostly 15+ will ever read the damn article much less visit this site!
niceguyWii3  +   1524d ago
My eyes!!!!! IT was too HARDCORE 4 MY EYES!!!!!!!!
lolzers  +   1524d ago
Hardcore?

Lol.
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Skynetone  +   1523d ago
i think they left the hardcore footage out
the bit near the end, im sure she was just about to beat that cat down with that skipping rope
Liquid_Ocelot  +   1523d ago
bubbles up
rroded.
Immortal321  +   1523d ago
where are the xbox fanboys
they should be enjoying this.
Tron_Rocks  +   1523d ago
not hardcore
Stupid Title for article/video

But game does look fun for my kids and will be bought this holiday.
TheLeprachaun  +   1522d ago
Y'all got trolled.

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