Five minutes of hardcore Kinectimals footage

Gears of War? Psssh. Killzone 3? That's for casual scum. What we've got here is five minutes of the most bone crushingly, face mentingly hardcore footage to ever grace the internet. That's right folks, it's Kinectimals, the game set to break all boundaries and change the gaming genre for ever.

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PSfan092653d ago

unless that tiger is about to attack you and you have to grab a gun to take it down.

its not hardcore

Pandemic2653d ago (Edited 2653d ago )

That is soooo hardcore, just sh*t my pants.........

AtatakaiSamurai2653d ago

The definitive hardcore game for the definitive hardcore gamers. You just don't get more hardcore than this.

rroded2653d ago (Edited 2653d ago )

hardcore games for hardcore gamerz seriously masterchief move

if you think kinect is an epic fail bub me (msdf popped one today jus for suggesting the only one excited bout milo is pedobear)

ps anyone notice the hands on the screen arn't even trying to follow what the players actually doing?

A Cupcake for Gabe2653d ago

Tamagachies weren't hardcore, Tickle Me Elmo wasn't hardcore, Furby's weren't hardcore, Eye Pet isn't harcore, Nintendogs isn't hardcore. This game is for sure hell is not harcore, nor will it ever be. It's a casual game. Don't church it up.

xX TriiCKy Xx2653d ago

That's actually a clever way to get bubs rrod. But, nah, I don't feel like it... :P

rroded2653d ago (Edited 2653d ago )

guess ill jus consider myself lucky ya didnt pop one instead ;)

must get back ta 3 bubs n show the msdf they cant keep us kinect doubtfuls down XD

ps gave ya all a bub even u tricky jus for keepin it real.

DARkNIKON2652d ago

The best part about the limitations to this game is that you couldn't hurt your tiger if you tried. You couldn't slap or rough it up because the hands cling to the tiger as soon as you raise your arms up, then anything you do gets a positive reaction from it.

MAG_SVER2652d ago (Edited 2652d ago )

OK, I'm sold, Plain & Simple that shyt was super duper HARDCORE!!!

I can't wait for CO-OP, I will let my Skittles(am going to name him "Taste The Rainbow") destroy anyone. Man I can't wait to play against my family.

I will be buying 1 for my granny, my grandpa, my aunt, my uncle, my nephew, my niece, my dad, my mom, my bro, my little sister ( she will probably kick my azz for getting her this crap lol & call the cops on me ), my cousin myself & a backup 1 just in case, you never know I might get "DisKinect.

sarcasm, like serious that's the same stuff I saw at E3, nothing change so how is that HARDCORE, I want to see the lions fighting & do like a fatality & rip the other lions head off with blood gushing & it starts eating.. now that's

Goes Back to watching "Salt"...
damn "Angelina Jolie" is so damn sexy, I want to be the Hot Knife going through that

Army_of_Darkness2652d ago

The point to all this is to see who's more hardcore at molesting one another?! you or the tiger!?!?

badz1492652d ago

KinectiCATS/KinectiCATZ?? we can only play with various types of cats, not other animals as well, right?

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R2D22653d ago

and a bottle of Henny then it will be hardcore.

Biggest2653d ago

Why waste it on this crap? Just smoke and drink. Don't add My Little Tiger to it.

East_Coast2653d ago (Edited 2653d ago )

I guess you would need to be on drugs to buy an play this crap, yes. lol

MAG_SVER2652d ago (Edited 2652d ago )

@ R2D2: Damn, you made me spit out my juice when I read your comment, lol.

I gave you a BUBBLE for that laugh.

Immortal3212652d ago

I wouldn't be playing this, I rather be petting a real African pussy if you know what I mean.

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gamerzBEreal172653d ago

the most hardcore thing about this video is the lady gaga song you can hear...and that's sad

FACTUAL evidence2653d ago

This was softer than Danimals.

tinybigman2653d ago

why do such games like this exist?

East_Coast2653d ago (Edited 2653d ago )

Putting the word 'hardcore' in front of something doesn't make it work any better or change the fact that it's still laggy, has horrible tracking and glitchy

EvilBlackCat2653d ago (Edited 2653d ago )

so just every violent game is hardcore?

Wow you guys surprise me how smart you guys are.

School in section kids TAKE NOTE:

Hardcore, in general means something solid, unbreakable, unshiftable. Used in relation to sexual intercourse, gaming and sports.

A hardcore gamer is a person who doesn't distract himself with easier paths, makes/accepts challenges and completes them the right way.

There are various levels of hardcore, and it can be taken as skillfull or simply a waste of time doing something one fails at without giving up. Classic arcade games are linked to this term.


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I love the definition and explanation of what a Graphic Whore is and this site (N4G) is full of corporate mascots. LOL!

East_Coast2653d ago

"School in section kids TAKE NOTE"

I think you meant 'school is in session'.

I'm not even going to waste my time arguing over this issue but MS has stated that Kinect is geared toward the casual gamer. But it looks like the casual gamer isn't interested in what MS has to offer. So what does n MS do now well it's trying to draw in it's core base hoping that it will spark some interest but you and I both know the end result here. Can't blame them tho, desperate times call for retarded ideas.

noporcru6232652d ago

no hardcore isnt jus every violent game your right but this game is certainly not hardcore first off i saw a lot of unresponsive moments secobnd off YOUR PETTING A VIRTUAL ANIMAL i can pet my own damn cat in real life is that hardcore? omg it knows to JUMP what dog doesnt jus bc it looks cute and has good graphics(which can be done on any system) does not mean its a disgrace to call it a game you have fun with that for a half hour and ill be playing a real hardcoe game with an animal and thats okami

radphil2652d ago

But it seems to me there's a reason why you have 1 bubble.

Hardcore doesn't equal to violence. It usually tends to CHALLENGE.

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TheLeprachaun2653d ago

You didn't see that tiger face to face! I've never been so scared.

Otheros002653d ago (Edited 2653d ago )

Playing hardcore with skittles!!!
It doesn't even work half the time.
Seems like you really want Dis-kinect to succeed.

TheLeprachaun2653d ago

Yep, that's why I wrote an article entitled 'Five Lies Microsoft told to us about Kinect'.

Fishy Fingers2653d ago

Ah I see what your doing there....

Liber8or2653d ago

I am not a fan of Kinect, but I can see this being quite popular with little girls. The same age-group which obsessed over Nintendogs for the DS. Nintendogs was detrimental in DS success, this might be the same if marketed correctly.

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