A look at junkie gamers, professional gamers snorting Ritalin, self experimentation, and a rogue scientist's revelation about GTA's influence on college men.
Not deep enough... I think some games, like Saints Row, should come with free samples of weed or maybe some e's.
To play at maximum ownage, one only needs to try a nice sativa before game time. Keeps your mind sharp and your nerves in check.
Yes! You know where it's at brother! My problem is now I can't game without it, it's just not the same... I would try weed rehab, but I always worry I'll get a real life version of Bob Saget in Half-Baked shouting at me;)
Your brain needs glucose. The best thing to boost your gaming performance is actually a little sugar. You can't go wrong with a little chocolate. I do think its interesting that a study has found a possible link between thoughts toward illegal drugs and games. I really hope someone does the test again, with a larger group, and longer times of playing the games, because its totally possible that the random group seperation just got lucky. Of course, the interesting thing about this study was that it was linking violent video games and thoughts od drug use, not drug use itself or violence. Different games would be interesting, too. I wonder if a violent game that didn't involve drugs would have a different effect than a violent game that does. Lots of interesting research to be done in that area.
Sugar? Cocaine makes you sharp and concentrated, my friend. Not sugar. Sugar makes you fat, and no one loves a fat person. Do it like Bateman, Phil Collins Sussudio on the hi fi stereo and then a discreet hit of columbian up your nose, and you are ready to own!
Your brain won't work without sugar, no matter how much cocaine you have. And of course sugar makes you fat. You wouldn't want to disapoint all the people who think gamers are supposed to be anything but the lonely fat guy in the basement of the mothers house would you? That would be like a blonde acting smart; while there is no actual connection between the two things, the narrowmindedness of some people might make their brain explode if they find out otherwise.
ding ding ding.... this just in, stoners play video games... Fire up a blunt, and you can game for hours. If im not baked, well i would probably do more productive things than play video games.
It takes you 15 minutes to realize that the "High-Score" in the title of this artice is a double-entendre. Whoah.
haha.. did you know that otto.. .is otto spelled backwards? - Homer Simpson " You just blew my mind " - OTTO
I'm in college. I play XBL a lot. Let me tell you. Bong hits before every round. Not gay sh1tbag bong hits either. Massive spewing spit and choking while seeing stars bong hits. Hooray for weed! Drugs + Videogames + XBL = What the hell is it already 7 A.M.?
actually, putting your mouth around a round long phallic looking object is pretty gay.. and the fact you start spitting and choking makes it even more so... Blunts FTW!!!
No actually your homophobic tendencies to think a glass bong looks like a penis that is gay. Bong hits FTW. Nothing wrong with blunts either. Nor joints. Nor bowls. Nor sherlocks. Nor vaporizers. Nor bubblers. Nor any other paraphanalia I can't think of because I'm high.
Take teh drugz, Play teh Haloz
Isnt it obvious gamers use drugs just like people assume snowboarders and surfers are burnouts, but I would think Meth would give more of an edge then Jack Daniels and reefer. Jack makes me want to go to the bar not play vids.
to fully emerse you in the game.
when im gaming i either get drunk or stoned. nothing above bud though. and alcohol i tend to drink rum and fruit juice.
oh woe is me ! woe i tell you ! woe !
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