Playing Enjoy your massage! reminded us of the old saying, if something’s too good to be true, it probably is. A couple of weeks ago, we couldn’t help but daydream about the potential for a massage game on the Wii, especially one with such beautiful ladies. It looked cheesy, sure, but Microforum was about to do something that few developers (if any) had attempted. Besides, at a mere five dollars, it seemed like a decent investment. Well, we should have eaten the money, because Enjoy your massage! is ridiculously boring.
John Artest (RunDLC) 2/5