Every day, GamesRadar.com's inbox is filled with press releases. Every time they see a new game, someone from the publisher is there to feed them the company line. Whenever there's a big event, someone from the company gets up on stage and spouts bluster to try and convince the audience that everything is going better than is literally possible in our space-time continuum.
Having just endured another E3, they're laden down with more silly quotes than they know what to do with. So they've decided to sort the pile and present them for our amusement. Otherwise, nobody would ever read them anyway, right?