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Submitted by charlescox4 1723d ago | article

Worst Titles to Cover Up Bad Gameplay with Sex Appeal

Jon Lynch: "Videogames have long been a male-dominated hobby despite the fact that study after study shows a growing number of gamers are actually female. So why then is it that we see one horrible game after another being tailored to male gamers? We’re not talking about the action-packed warfare of Call of Duty and Gears of War. We’re not even looking in the direction of the intense and bloody goodness of God of War. Instead we’re looking at the shovelware that’s been heaved onto our game machines because developers have cloaked horrible gameplay behind glossy girls." ( Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad, Dead or Alive Xtreme 2, Dead or Alive: Paradise, Nintendo DS, PC, PS3, PSP, Rumble Roses XX, Wii, X-Blades, Xbox 360)

dizzleK  +   1723d ago
boneriffic!
qface64  +   1723d ago
my friend convinced me to waste my money on the doa volleyball game
that shit is soo boring not even the boobs/sex appeal change that
charlescox4  +   1723d ago
But you can put them in swinsuits. (kidding)
qface64  +   1723d ago
no you actually have to play the game and earn a$$ loads in order to do that lol
Theonik  +   1723d ago
You reminded me of this video

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crzyjackbauer  +   1723d ago
"boneriffic!"
yes but DOAX2 was craptacular for a game
vgn24  +   1723d ago
Well
Needless to say DoA Paradise is on there, duh. That game was nothing but softcore rubbish.
Reibooi  +   1723d ago
Actually the volleyball in the DOA games was quite well done. Probably the best I have played in a game. The problem was they took the focus away from that and made it a collect as many swim suits as you can perv fest which is what everyone notices about the game.

The volleyball itself however was simple and easy to pick up and worked very well and was fun to play.
vgchica  +   1723d ago
That's business. ItOs nothing new.
BeaRye  +   1723d ago
My only concern now is who the woman is dressed as the SiN character.
Optical_Matrix  +   1723d ago
Gears of War 2
vgn24  +   1723d ago
huh
Gears of War 2 used sex and half-naked women to cover up bad gameplay? Wha wha what?
Baka-akaB  +   1723d ago
maybe them naked monsters turned him on ... who knows ?

Or maybe it was the bunch of marines ...
Christopher  +   1723d ago
I agree, I was horribly scarred by the few scenes where Marcus gets naked, let alone the one of him in a 2-piece bikini. /s
TheDeadMetalhead  +   1723d ago
And now that image is burned into my mind forever.
Baka-akaB  +   1723d ago
One thing though ... Rumble Rose played easily better than most of those yearly rehash of wrestling and mma games (not all most) , or the def jam series .
charlescox4  +   1723d ago
OMG. I just had a horrible flashback of Def Jam Icon. That was a bad bad game.
Girlgamer116  +   1723d ago
Bayonetta!
NiteX  +   1723d ago
Sin? Seriously? The one part where there's a bit of skin gets it a spot on this retarded list? What a joke.
Theonik  +   1723d ago
Should have put BMX XXX on the list. If there's a true piece of cr@p game where the devs hoped sex would sell it's this one.
"BMX XXX is a 2002 video game published by Acclaim Entertainment for the Xbox, Nintendo GameCube, and PlayStation 2. It was developed by Z-Axis. It is a BMX game speckled with crude humor and nudity. The game allows the player to create riders as topless women in underwear bottoms and "unlock" full motion video clips of strippers in action. Consequently, BMX XXX was denied classification in Australia. While the game is available fully uncensored on the GameCube and the Xbox, the American PlayStation 2 version has no topless riders and the stripper footage is censored with small BMX XXX logos over the nipples. The game received poor reviews and sales, which was exacerbated by the negative attention over the nudity."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...
Also funny Sony censored the PS2 version xD
x5exotic  +   1723d ago
bayonetta
dkgshiz  +   1723d ago
Indeed.
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dkgshiz  +   1723d ago
I feel sorry for anyone who plays these games.
If you want soft core porn just go on cinemax. If you want a good game play UC2 or something. These games dont please gamers or horn dogs.
djfullshred  +   1723d ago
It must be a fetish thing...for guys that are neither interested in images of real women, or good games.

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