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Submitted by T9X69 2016d ago | news

Naked Kinect pics are sexy geek porn

On the outside, Microsoft's Kinect looks sleek, shiny and black. Like an expensive furnishing designed for Darth Vader's meditation chamber. Or a decapitated hammerhead Wall-E. But what makes this baby tick - what circuit-based white witchery is at work beneath its very horizontal exterior? You're about to find out with your eyes. (Kinect, Microsoft, Tech, Xbox 360)

rroded  +   2016d ago
thats one fugly girl
looks pretty cheap for 150 esp that mike n the infrared dosnt have any ability to move thought it was suppose to do tracking.. anyone know what the res is on the camera?
Silly gameAr  +   2016d ago
Naked chicks=more hits. Headline that is.
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zootang  +   2016d ago
Looks like a bog eyed Johhny 5.

I don't know if that is good or bad?
Army_of_Darkness  +   2016d ago
you jizz material.... ummm...
Oh yeah, I'm.... Really... turned On..... If I was a F#@kin' robot!
rroded  +   2016d ago
benders seal of approval...
Now we gotta see the kinect futurama tie ins
XD

@the disagrees 1st it is one ugly girl unless your a robot 2 I dont see 150 dollars worth thing prob cost em less than 20 bucks ta make...

@ jack b +bubs thx so both pretty low qual like i thought.
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Kushan  +   2016d ago
It has THREE cameras, how is that "cheap"?
150 EUR is a bit on the pricy side, sure, but I wouldn't say the internals are in any way cheap.
BrianG  +   2016d ago
It is much more important than just the number of cameras, cause I can get THREE cameras for 30 bucks. It has to do with the software and type of cameras, thats where the expensive part comes in.
gamingdroid  +   2015d ago
Try getting mocap anywhere else for $150!

I bet to rroded, the latest Intel CPU sold at $500 looks cheap too.
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lowcarb  +   2016d ago
"anyone know what the res is on the camera?'

Don't know and really don't care. Why don't you call MS since it's a big deal to you.

edit:Sorry but those are some sexy pics. I'm not sure why or where your getting it looks cheap from.
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8thnightvolley  +   2016d ago
how the hell does that look cheap..
jack_burt0n  +   2016d ago
320x240 16-bit depth at 30FPS
640x480 32-bit colour at 30FPS
XactGamer  +   2016d ago
First comment + Kinect = Troll
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Quagmire  +   2015d ago
giggity....?

Related image(s)
Moonboots  +   2015d ago
HAHA! I had a feeling you would show up!

That picture made me literally spill my drink.

You sir are +bub funny worthy.
Mmmkay  +   2015d ago
She looks cheap, yet expensive to pick up....
Kakkoii  +   2014d ago
Lol, troll much?

That's not the type of tracking it does, and you know it.
ActionBastard  +   2016d ago
So it IS a camera...
bjornbear  +   2016d ago
...and just
a camera.
LoydX-mas  +   2016d ago
....and
-4 microphones
-tilt motor
-IR laser and reciever
-oh yeah and 3 seperate cameras
Snakefist30  +   2015d ago
@deadreckoning666

Dude u also Troll every Ps3 articles so also hav to leave this site too.
Girlgamer116   2016d ago | Trolling | show | Replies(3)
VladimirK  +   2016d ago
I'm not even really interested in Kinect, but I'll always like seeing the insides of hardware.
However, it would probably be more interesting if the pics weren't 500x368 tbh.

Here's a link to the T3 article that the pics are from and that it mentions in this article incase anybody is more interested about how it works:
http://www.t3.com/feature/e...
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jack_burt0n  +   2016d ago
I wonder why they felt the need to have a motor as standard? Its also interesting that they managed to get a fan in there, wonder if thats a failsafe or a constant during operation.
Thecraft1989  +   2016d ago
its Microsoft it probably some kind led so get ring of death I bet there be some kind failer rate when it comes out Microsoft and hardware dose not work
LoydX-mas  +   2016d ago
now that is an original comment.
MisterNiwa  +   2016d ago
... Please... translate what he just said.
fireplace  +   2015d ago
Dude... You are 21. Get some grammar lessons.
White-Sharingan  +   2016d ago
oh....I guess i'm the only one who clicked the news thinking there were naked girls (censored of course) playing kinect...nvm *leaves*
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xX TriiCKy Xx  +   2016d ago
Lmao at the title.
Jazz4108  +   2016d ago
Looks more sophisticated then I thought. After all its just a toy.
acere  +   2016d ago
what the hell I got my lotion out and everything and then it was just this shit.
Mista T  +   2016d ago
lol!
Denethor_II  +   2015d ago
I got in the 'self fellatio' position, completely naked, and then my mum walked in the room; it was all a big mess.
writersblock  +   2015d ago
Oh God
I just kinected in my pants

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