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Top 10 Halo Pick-Up Lines

It's a fact of life, some people use Xbox Live to hit on the chicks. The same tired pick-up lines get old after a while though. "You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day" and "Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love" will get you nowhere with the gamer girls.

So check out these original Halo-inspired pick-up lines. One of the keys of success with using lines is originality. If the girl has heard it before, it probably won't work. So rest assured these haven't been used yet and therefore increase your chances of scoring.

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STICKzophrenic3614d ago

...if you try to pick up chicks over Xbox Live.

You might be an even bigger loser if you use Halo in your pick up lines.

Omegasyde3614d ago

then game Second life, then World of warcraft marriages...

Because of this crap, gamers are seen as pathetic dorks and nerds.

They are about as lame as the straight guys going to gay bars thinking they are going to snag a lesbian....

toughNAME3614d ago (Edited 3614d ago )

see....this is why i have like 60 males on my friends list..but only 4 females

some ppl actually say this sh*t and scare the women off

even saying that...who actually tries to pick up women on LIVE>?

WaggleLOL3614d ago

Just when you thought the whole Halo 3 hype machine couldn't possibly get any lamer...

Here's a free tip for Microsoft and Bungie, if you actually put some effort into making a decent game you don't need to spend tens of millons of dollars in idiotic viral sites, paying for endless hype stories, or buying reviews from gaming sites and magazines for your crappy little fps.

The Halo franchise is like a joke that some poor sod keeps telling over and over again hoping people will eventually starting thinking its funny. Instead it just becomes pathetic.

Crappy last gen graphics.
Crappy online play.
Only 16 players per game.
No dedicated servers.
Laggy p2p networking, host advantages, having to search for low ping games.

What's Microsoft's solution? Marketing and media payoffs to hype the turd of a game.

A Man3614d ago (Edited 3614d ago )

Reported your comment as spam, Halo is sure as hell much more fun than killzone.

Edit: Below, your so not funny... silly fony fan. Still waiting.. Sorry i had to say it LOL

WaggleLOL3614d ago

Free_Porn, stop trying to pick up on me dork.

nobizlikesnowbiz3614d ago

your hate is ridiculously out of line.

go troll somewhere else. you dont even warrant a response to your nonsense. look at the fanbase- you still honestly believe its a sh1tty game?!

youll have one bubble pretty soon with ridiculous trolling of this sort.

STFU. go do whatever it is that angry fanboyish ps3 owners do...nevermind. they just troll the internet looking for any opportunity to take a shot at a console that they hate for no logical reason.

the woodchipper is calling your name. jump in head first.

Auron3614d ago

better than "Are you a girl?"

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