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Submitted by gonzodamus 1740d ago | opinion piece

Enough With the Zombies Already! (A.K.A. Don't Say Zombie Unless You Mean It)

Dick Ward writes: "When I was a child of say 5 or 6 years-old, my mom found me throwing one of my G.I. Joe action figures into the ceiling fan. It wasn’t malicious or anything. I just wanted to see how far he’d fly. But as she explained, “That’s not how you play with toys.” I lost the privilege of playing with that particular toy for the rest of the day, and was only given it back when I showed that I knew the right way to play. We need to do the exact same thing with zombies and the videogame industry. They’re out of hand and it’s downright ridiculous. Some folks out there clearly don’t know how to play with their toys and need to have them taken away." (Crackdown 2, Culture, I MAED A GAM3 W1TH Z0MB1ES 1N IT!!!1, PS3, Red Dead Redemption, Tag Invalid, Xbox 360)

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