Top 10 Females You Couldn't Handle If They Were Real

J Lynch: "Females in video games tend to be designed to do one thing - get the attention of male gamers. Sure they can be just as badass as the male heroes, stars and villains of other games, but their designs almost always lean towards the "exaggerated" side regarding their female endowments. It's one of the reasons there's an entire market for dolls, posters and more (primarily in Asia). Even cosplay has invaded western culture with real-life women becoming "internet famous" just for dressing like the sexier female characters. So of course we've heard all the talk from different gamers saying things like; "You know what I would do to her?"."

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GunShotEddy2800d ago

I could handle that real-life Morrigan. Give me the chance to prove it. I'll have fun at least tryin.

kennykramer2800d ago

I think we'd all have fun trying. *puffs out chest*, however she might kill you if unsatisfied, lol.

ProjectVulcan2800d ago

Morrigan is definitely two squeezing hands full :-)

Redrum0592800d ago

i could so handle all those chicks. at the same time... with a bag of chips.

Shani2800d ago

Totally agree Kenny..
we would all have fun trying..

sikbeta2800d ago

I admit that I'm here for the Pic, that Morrigan is hot, I don't care if I couldn't handle her, I'm fine trying...

Bloodraid2800d ago

Too bad this list seems to be exclusive to games only. I can name off a hell of a lot of anime characters that would be more than a little difficult to handle, haha.

- Ryougi Shiki
- Priscilla
- Lucy / Kaede / Nyuu
- Mion Sonozaki
- Shion Sonozaki
- Rena Ryuugu
- Suzumiya Haruhi

I could continue, but I think this will suffice for now. :D

Mizz_mai2799d ago

this is soooooo
but i'll bite id have felicia darkstalkers.....but with my boyfriend of

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Lord_Doggington2800d ago

My girlfriend's boobs are so little *:(

CobraKai2800d ago

does she at least make up for it with a great ass?

Convas2800d ago

I feel for you bro. Small tits are sucky.

Lord_Doggington2800d ago

YES she does. It's an amazing ass!

-MD-2800d ago (Edited 2800d ago )

I think smaller boobs make some girls even better looking.

The girl in my avatar for example, completely flat chested and would look way worse with larger boobs.

Jeremy Gerard2800d ago

is all that matters to me. Tittys are nice to have but @ss is the true prize.

duplissi2800d ago

who is that girl in your avatar?

Lord_Doggington2800d ago

thanks for letting me feel better about my tittyless gf, y'all

ukilnme2800d ago

Have to agree with Jeremy Gerard. Ass is where it's at.

sikbeta2800d ago

Dudes, boobs are Awesome no matter the size, you should knew that already....

jonlynch2800d ago

The funniest part is that he has 13 agrees for commenting his gf has small boobs. Only 2 people disagree that her boobs are small.

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J-Smith2800d ago

Cammy made me kum-buckets

DigitalHorror812800d ago

She is deelish! A bubble for you, fine sir. You look like you could use one.

The_Devil_Hunter2800d ago

whoa whoa whoa did someone say boobs?

All of a sudden my pants got tighter...hmph.

Umbrella Corp2799d ago

She wouldnt be able to handle what I would do to her holes...

Meowhammad2799d ago

Maybe I can't handle them... but my roofies can.

SaiyanFury2799d ago

Morrigan is indeed hot, in both game form and real life form. Thing is, from what I know about mythology, a succubus is a female demon that has relations with men and during the climax, drains their soul basically killing the man and feeding the succubus. I think I'll stick to imagining "handling" a succubus. :P

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BattersUp2800d ago

If you have to pick a DarkStalkers character, I like Felicia. No it's not the cat suit (yes it is).

BlackBusterCritic2800d ago

I've always been a fan of Felicia. Even had the pleasure of one of my ex's cosplaying as her. I wouldnt mind getting at that Zero Suit Samus though. @[email protected]

Godmars2902800d ago (Edited 2800d ago )


Soul-sucking succubus! Freakin queen of the soul-sucking succubus!

Christie's a literal killer, a high level assassin so there would definitely be some maintenance issues.

Really don't see why Tifa's on the list as far as problematic girlfriends would go. Yeah she's probably dolphin kick you into next week if she really got pissed, but she had no problems with second best to Aeris after knowing Cloud for most of his life!

AssassinHD2800d ago

Death by succubus is the way I would prefer to go. Screw dying in my sleep.