Amazon As Market Research (For The Lonely Gamer)

The fleshlight is, to put it bluntly, a device for assisting in the act of male masturbation. It's also, shockingly, quite the hit with lonely video gamers.

At least, it is according to this Amazon page. And since Amazon's "customers who bought" pages are generated mechanically, there's no room for prejudice, comedy or torment. Just facts.

Once you get past the, ahem, essential accessories to accompany the device, you'll see a demographic appear right before your very eyes, with World of Warcraft, Fallout 3, Saints Row 2, Command & Conquer, God of War and Grand Theft Auto all featuring.

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dizzleK3073d ago (Edited 3073d ago )

i had no idea amazon sold that stuff. my recommended picks are usually correct so i have faith in the validity of this.

edit-holy crap its true!!!!

customers also bought: penis enlarger, aliens vs predator for 360

Fleshlight Butt

customers also bought: star trek voyager season 1-7

theres a love doll that customers also bought: splinter cell and metro 2033.

the stereotypes are true!!!

Simonkey753072d ago

The combination of penis enlarger and Aliens vs Predator really doesn't paint a pretty picture, does it?!

Kalowest3073d ago

I dont know if i should LMAO or CRY

stuntman_mike3072d ago (Edited 3072d ago )

Thats effing hilarious, knocking one out to dantes inferno lol.

and they can listen to this while they are doing a dirt: