Combating Controller Cheese

Here at we are committed to tackling serious issues facing gamers and today we will be addressing controller cheese. You may be asking yourself ”What the hell is controller cheese exactly?”. Well, it’s a combination of sweat, dust, dead skin cells, pizza grease and residue from your 5 minuet DVD fap fest. Over time this disgusting concoction builds up into what we here at OG call controller cheese. But fret not masters of the d-pad I’m gonna tell you how to get your controller clean as a whistle so you aren’t forced to wear surgical gloves while you game, or worse, go to your doctor with an embarrassing hand rash. I use these products and techniques myself, but do this at your own risk, I will not be held responsible for any retarded shit you manage to accomplish on your own.

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Quagmire2869d ago

gah...americans and their uncontrollable eating habits. (no pun intended)

Darkstorn2869d ago

Hey man, not all Americans are slobs...except for the Southerners.

UnwanteDreamz2869d ago

Ah both you elitest rump thumpers can jump on a big one.

mrv3212869d ago

Aren't like 60% of American overweight?

Active Reload2868d ago

Yo' Mudda!!!!

Nah, I'm kidding...

nickjkl2868d ago (Edited 2868d ago )

overweight is very vague

Convas2868d ago

Hey watch it. I'mma southerner, and by no means a slob. Jerk ...

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djfullshred2868d ago (Edited 2868d ago )

I live in California...seems like all the fat people here moved here from the midwest or southern states.

Garnett2868d ago

So America is the ONLY country in the world that EATS and plays games?

You a dam liar if you say yes....

tplarkin72868d ago

America's cup runneth over. So, our worst problem is to avoid eating too much. The question for Quagmire is, "Why don't all countries have such a full cup?"

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Cevapi882868d ago

i use the spray and little cloth that you clean glasses and screens great and makes my DS3 look brand new

J-Smith2869d ago

make some cheese-on-toast with it LoL

karatechoplifter2868d ago

Is your first name John? The reason I ask is, my name is Jon Smith and everyone makes the Captain reference. Plus they call my girlfriends Poke-a-hot-ass.

Noobasaurus_REX2868d ago

Hate that stuff It makes the controller feel really dirty and sticky. I dont eat and I wash my hands before playing but that still happens to me!

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