Six horrific crimes you never realized you were committing in games

GamesRadar: When the elevator doors dinged open on that fateful day in a Moscow airport, you had scarce time to prepare for the horror that was about to be unleashed. As your cadre of evil-doers calmly mowed the defenseless civilians into a fine paste, you knew that there was nothing right about this.

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tunaks12744d ago

anyone realize link is a vandal and thief. He walks into people's house breaks their jars takes their rupees and goes anywhere he wants in their homes.

Yeah think about it.

The_Zeitgeist2744d ago

Or any RPG hero for that matter. The worlds in RPG's are without morals.

D4RkNIKON2744d ago

Anyone remember Cloud Strife in FF7 cross dressing and going undercover as a prostitute? lol gross

Bigpappy2744d ago

Didn't stop me from stealing. Fable has them too by the way.

ReservoirDog3162744d ago

Haha, that's the reason I think every person screaming for a FFVII remake has to rethink what they're asking for.

Etseix2744d ago

the article forgot 1, going against the law of gravity, Mario , anyone?

TotalPS3Fanboy2744d ago

in Starcraft and every other RTS game.

NecrumSlavery2743d ago (Edited 2743d ago )

Well Michael Vick would of made one hell of a pokémon trainer. That's for damn sure.

(animal cruelty and abuse joke btw)

HolyOrangeCows2743d ago

"2. Genocide (Every RTS ever)"

Oh my....what have I done?! I ALWAYS kill all of the villagers in AOE2. What is WRONG with me??

Slient Knight 92743d ago (Edited 2743d ago )

so true RPG hero's are the worst, watch vid

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NastyLeftHook2744d ago (Edited 2744d ago )

setting the goombas on fire to their death, all you have to do is avoid them.

D4RkNIKON2744d ago (Edited 2744d ago )

Or all of the abortion that takes place in Yoshi's Island. Yoshi uses his or her? own eggs as a weapon.

ChronoJoe2744d ago

Someone knows nothing 'bout eggs.

Anyway, they're not alive, lol Yoshi's okay.

cjflora2743d ago

Oh, so I suppose you're one of those sickos that doesn't believe it's a baby Yoshi until it emerges from the egg huh?

ChronoJoe2744d ago


In any JRPG they just go in houses, open chests. Take books and crap, in Pokemon you steal Evee.

Dac2u2743d ago

I can remember playing a lot of SNES RPG's and thinking, wow, this is theft... as I take an elixir from a grandfather clock. And destruction of private property as I smash so many vases in Zelda games.

Now, the genocide I hadn't really thought about.... Those poor little peons in Warcraft games.

HopSkotch2743d ago

I'm glad you read the article...

Gago2743d ago

almost everything is a crime

UP2743d ago

Kirby is the biggest jerk ever he goes on a killing spree on animals just for a piece of cake. You would think he would be full after eating hundreds of animals but nooo.

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Darkstorn2744d ago

LOL at number 1, and right on with number 2.

RedDead2744d ago

If only I wasn't punished for these things in real life...

Jdash242744d ago

I actually realized I was committing all those crimes as I played those games, and yes, I enjoyed committing them....except #1, never played an AVP game

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