Dream Fight: Bobby Kotick vs Gabe Newell

Fighting never solves anything — except when it solves everything. While fighting is never the answer, some can’t help but wonder who would win in a fight between certain individuals.

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xDSJxPyro3082d ago

This would be the fight of the century, well in gaming anyway. I have to say Gabe would lose though, when you are going against a man as evil as Kotick, you never know what he will do to gain the upper hand.

Joule3082d ago

Gabe will just sit on him

Shadow Flare3082d ago (Edited 3082d ago )

I actually think gabe newell could beat him, because he can use his own gravity to pull kotick in and then suffocate him in his flab rolls. But then again, kotick is so evil he's probably immune to gravity

HammockGames3082d ago (Edited 3082d ago )

...with Kratos in the mix. I'm sure he'd be happy to talk out their differences.

Kratos (sneering): "Gabe Newell, I remember exactly what you said about my home (PS3). I tend to hold grudges for a very long time. Today I will have my vengeance!" ***slice***

Then he'd just pound Kotick to a bloody pulp because, well, who the hell wouldn't if they had the opportunity.

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PopEmUp3082d ago

Gabe will do a body slam

MoeThirteen3082d ago

This melts my brain, in a good way if possible?

Tovan3082d ago

Gabe would totally win in a real fight, he has the support of his fans.

jaredhart3082d ago

Kotick is such a dick he would pay someone to beat up Newell.

poopsack3082d ago

He'd probably look for a way for that person to pay him.

PopEmUp3082d ago

I don't think that a great investment for Kotick

BeaArthur3082d ago

Kotick would charge Newell to enter the ring. And then charge him for every minute he is in the ring.

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