Fighting never solves anything — except when it solves everything. While fighting is never the answer, some can’t help but wonder who would win in a fight between certain individuals.
This would be the fight of the century, well in gaming anyway. I have to say Gabe would lose though, when you are going against a man as evil as Kotick, you never know what he will do to gain the upper hand.
Gabe will just sit on him
or try to eat him
I actually think gabe newell could beat him, because he can use his own gravity to pull kotick in and then suffocate him in his flab rolls. But then again, kotick is so evil he's probably immune to gravity
fuck ya, gabe ftw
...with Kratos in the mix. I'm sure he'd be happy to talk out their differences. Kratos (sneering): "Gabe Newell, I remember exactly what you said about my home (PS3). I tend to hold grudges for a very long time. Today I will have my vengeance!" ***slice*** Then he'd just pound Kotick to a bloody pulp because, well, who the hell wouldn't if they had the opportunity.
Gabe will do a body slam
This melts my brain, in a good way if possible?
Gabe would totally win in a real fight, he has the support of his fans.
and all of humanity
Kotick is such a dick he would pay someone to beat up Newell.
He'd probably look for a way for that person to pay him.
I don't think that a great investment for Kotick
Kotick would charge Newell to enter the ring. And then charge him for every minute he is in the ring.
pay a monthly fee to train, so even if he lost, kotick still gets $$$$!, then kotick would rehash the fight every year around november until he was victorious bea arthur: beat me to it!!
I would pay to see them fight lol
It's like the battle of good and evil.
Who is good and who is evil?
Gabe is the good guy, duh
Hes the good guy now that hes working on PS3, before he was EVIL,fat,hungry,lazy,valve sucks,l4d sucks,steamsucks,ect...!!!!!!!
I've always liked Gabe, he's a great guy and I love Valve, great company although valve time is a pain in the a**
No I think Gabe would take the approach of give out free stuff, do absolutely impeccable fan service and then invite them to all help stomp Koticks nuts into dust.
Sod that i'd rather see Kotick take on the Taliban.. they could broadcast his beheading live on the internet.. would get more hits than a britney crotch shot.
Kotick would probably summon the devil as a special move or something.
What are you talking about? Kotick IS the devil. He can't summon himself? How would that even work!? Think man! (hilarious comment by the way)
He would charge himself to summon himself.
Kotick would charge the devil to wrestle for him!!!!!!
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