9 half-assed game character designs

Sometimes, it's just easier to take the half-assed approach in life. Why tidy all of that crap clogging up your room when you can just stuff it under the bed? Why bother putting yourself through six years of baffling questions and migraines on Lost when you can just read a synopsis of the ending on the nets? And why go to the effort of designing an original, inventive game character when you can just borrow ideas from other developers or stick a shiny pair of shades on your protagonist? Below, you'll find some of the worst offenders of this noble, half-assed philosophy

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Nike2963d ago (Edited 2963d ago )

...From one of the most half-assed sites on the web.

...In one of the most completely retarded articles you'll ever read. To save people the trouble of giving them hits, here are their picks:

9. The Chimp, from Super Mario Galaxy 2

8. Starkiller, Force Unleashed

7. Adam Jensen, Deus Ex 3

6. Kathryn, Singularity

5, 4. Cole McGrath (and they list BOTH of his appearances, from inFamous 1 and 2)

3. The Piantas, from Super Mario Sunshine (probably the only accurate choice on this list)

2. Darius Mason, Red Faction Armageddon

1. Kirby

Seriously, what about General Scales (Starfox Adventures)? What about Cranky Kong (Donkey Kong Country)? What about Rufus (Street Fighter 4)? Blasto? Noid? Bubsy the Bobcat? The innumerable amount of supporting characters in Sonic since Sonic Adventure (you could make a top 20 just from that)?

RedPawn2963d ago

Hey Nike I would actually switch Rufus and put Hakan, I think he is the lamest character I've seen in a very long time.

ExplosionSauce2963d ago (Edited 2963d ago )

The Kirby rules!

[edit] Also, yeah, the list is pretty half-assed as well :P

Hellsvacancy2963d ago (Edited 2963d ago )

No Master Chief?, he's the most half assed character ever, i could of created that mofo within afew minutes of tryin

Mix a little bit of this mixed with ALOT of this throw this guy in the suit and you get this EASY

Incognegro2963d ago

ummm.... I was kind of with you...till the 3rd picture....why...would you even look that up?

NeutralGamer2963d ago

Butthurt because a character from a PS3 exclusive is on the list?

jjesso19932963d ago (Edited 2963d ago )

wat the fuck do not look at third picture if not gay !!!!!!!!!

BYE2963d ago

Where's Gordan Freeman?

BeaArthur2963d ago (Edited 2963d ago )

Someone was looking for some hits because this list is pretty half-assed.

creepjack2963d ago

Gordan Freeman should absolutely be on that list. MOST BORING CHARACTER EVER!!!!

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