Submitted by VG_Releaser 1896d ago | rumor

Jessica Simpons's Metroid Screenplay Leaked

Site "The Rumor Miller" is reporting to have a leaked version of the script for the Metroid Movie starring Jessica Simpson which Go Fanboy reported was in the works earlier this month. The site has posted the firs two pages of the script. ( Metroid Prime, Industry, Metroid Prime 3: Corruption, Metroid Prime Pinball DS, Metroid Prime Wii de Asobu, Metroid Prime: Hunters, Metroid Prime: Other M, Nintendo DS, Wii)

Credit url: gofanboy.com
Is this rumor true? Rumor votes 104
GunShotEddy  +   1896d ago
I will throw my Wii right out the F'ing window. You have got to be kidding me.
N4GAddict  +   1896d ago
Didn't Nintendo learned their lesson with the Mario movie?
Blacktric  +   1896d ago
GTFO. This can't be true. That fat ass failzord country singer is going to be Samus Aran? NO! NAO! THIS IS BLASPHEMY! Did these casting as*wipes even saw Samus once?
Davoh  +   1896d ago
Yeah this is blasphemy, Paris Hilton should play Samus instead... j/k compared to her, Jessica Simpson seems like a fine choice.
Grandmaster  +   1896d ago
Hope its fake
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Quagmire  +   1896d ago
Yvonne Strasknvohiisoips anyone?

She would be a decent Samus i reckon.
amogrr  +   1895d ago
I hope you mean Strahovski.
Quagmire  +   1895d ago
Yea, that one
seaniccus  +   1896d ago
This crap better be fake. Jessica Simpson ruined Daisy Duke and she'll ruin samus.
GunShotEddy  +   1896d ago
whoa whoa whoa
The only thing that ding bat blond ever did right was that video of her in Daisy Dukes. OH you meant the acting. Yes, that will be the end of Samus forever.
Fishy Fingers  +   1896d ago
Let me know when you have a picture of her in the outfit. Until then....
Davoh  +   1896d ago
Yes, picture of her in the outfit will make it all better =P
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AEtherbane  +   1896d ago
Really really really really dont want a metroid movie. Its such an incredible game series, dont tarnish it!!!
Newtype  +   1896d ago
Ali Larter would have made a better Samus.
Cajun Chicken  +   1896d ago
^ This.
smilydude13  +   1896d ago
I really, really, really don't like that thumbnail. Those funbags are way to engorged to be even remotely attractive.
TheColbertinator  +   1896d ago
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooo!
Gen0ne  +   1896d ago
Here let me help you...
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! !!!!!!!!!! So basically, no.
Inane_Asylum  +   1896d ago
Ugh...only Hollywood can ruin Metroid by casting JS as Samus.

Samus is smart.

Samus is cunning.

Samus is badass.

Jessica Simpson is none of the above.
nickjkl  +   1896d ago
really i thought the point of acting was to act something you aren't or are depending on the part
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Qui-Gon Jim  +   1896d ago
She can't act, either.
xino  +   1896d ago
i won't believe it
Never heard of a script being leaked before.

this is obviously fanfiction story.
Magnus  +   1896d ago
Get someone with talent to play Samus not Jessica Simpson she will ruin it
Flare149  +   1896d ago
Samus represents a break in the female stereotype of a girly, narrow minded, overly sexual bimbo in the video game world to a strong, driven character with depth that has become a great gaming icon for female characters and in general, and they chose Jessica Simpson to act her? I couldn't possibly think of a worse actress to portray Samus. So much for female empowerment, and this is coming from a guy
mcgrawgamer  +   1896d ago
The only actors who'd even come close to playing a good samus in my mind is either
Yvonne Strahovski
Kristanna Loken

But just to make sure the franchise isn't ruined i'd say they just ignore the movie stuff all together.
Nugundam0079  +   1896d ago
"The movie appears to be an attempt to cash in on the series which is fast losing recognition in the video game community to vastly more popular games such as Halo, World of Warcraft, God of War, and The Sims!. "

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BakedGoods  +   1896d ago
Yeah they have no idea what they're talking about.
callahan09  +   1896d ago
Not only is the choice of actress all wrong, but that first page of the script is pretty damn horrible as well. Does not bode well.
DarkBlood  +   1896d ago
this is the first time i read a script and i must say wtf did i just read o.o
tiamat5  +   1896d ago
It's no use. All is lost. Even if they don't use her they will find some other bad actress whose only job will be to get as many butt shots as possible, do a lot of splits and say stupid one liners and get someone to call her a bitch. It's Catwoman all over again. Please Samus forgive them. They know not what they do.
ChickeyCantor  +   1896d ago
Funny thing is I loved Samus from Metroid prime 1, her face was realistic in a sense that she looked human.
MP2...in the ending Samus looked horrible, she looked like paris hilton.

Take a look
Hell from one angle she looked EXACTLY like her.

If Nintendo ruined the looks of Samus for me,then wth will this movie do as a whole D=.
Gue1  +   1896d ago
WTH is that thing sidar? @_@
Nathaniel_Drake  +   1896d ago
I always thought the younger Sigourney Weaver when she starred in Aliens was the best Samus
Fierce Musashi  +   1896d ago
Samus, rumored to be played by a super model? D:< Rick Roll me already.
games4fun  +   1896d ago
they should just use Sandra Bullock with blonde hair she gives off a way better vibe than JS.

i dont think they are taking the right approach. The bodytype can literally be anybody because most of the time they will be in a suit anyway.

i also think they have the wrong target audience. They probably think because its a nintendo game that a bunch of kids are the target audience. in reality there are a lot of older people who played the originals back in the day who would like an actual realistic try on the part of whatever studio is in charge of this.
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Nugundam0079  +   1896d ago
Sandra bullock is hawt I agree...but UWE BOLLE?!!
games4fun  +   1896d ago

i dont know how to respond all i read from your post was DEPRESSING NEWS
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tiamat5  +   1896d ago
They never take anything else into consideration. They just want to get the curviest, bustiest supermodel they can find, Forget plot, acting ability, forget believable special effects, portrayal of character, fsupporting cast. Just make it so Samus ends up in her Zero Suit so adolescent boys can drool and have wild fantasies about her. That is why I dread the GOW, Uncharted and Infamous movies.I can already see the ratings and they are not good.
Adaminy  +   1896d ago
i don't know why people hate jessica simpson so much. it's not like she's a bad person. judging her for what she does in her personal life is just plain stupid. i bet the majority of you out there who claim you hate her wouldn't think twice before clicking on a jessica simpson in samus cosplay article. her acting might not be the greatest, but last time i checked samus wasn't too vocal of a character to begin with.
games4fun  +   1896d ago
actually a lot of the games have her talking/inner monologue while she does stuff.

Also you know they will have lines or the movie is far more sophisticated than i thought becuase if they make her a silent character it would be a surprising and technically good idea that is hard to pull off.

I bet she is a good person though, it's just so far from the movies she has been in, she wasn't exactly lead role for serious movie.

Of course i don't think hollywood is taking the Metroid movie serious anyway.
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EvilTwin  +   1896d ago
Oh. Dear. God.


Shnazzyone  +   1896d ago
Same place as the last rumor
He's really trying to milk this one. Last time was total garbage and when i checked this thing out it seemed completely baseless and has striking similarities to an old IGN april fools article.

Nowhere, anywhere has there been anything posted from a definitive interview regarding jessica simpson saying ANYTHING about a metroid movie. HE mentions an interview with Jessica simpson that has no source, has no source whatsoever for this so called leaked screenplay and the page is so vague any jackoff could have written it with even the most meek knowledge of Metroid.

My guess is this rumormiller site has run out of ideas and decided to keep milking the lie with the hope it will net him clicks.

If you look through his other "rumors" it's clear this is a blog written by a jackass and should Never be taken seriously. I just wish the n4g wasn't so mindless as to keep approving this completely baseless garbage.

Also it's hard to believe an project like this would not be listed on IMDB even somewhat confirming this at some level. In fact according to IMDB she is currently doing a movie called "The Witness=. In fact searching the last 7 months of news on jessica simpson, a mention of metroid is suspiciously absent. Same with Uwe boll. These people do not keep things like this a secret.

Common sense here kids.
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GrilledCheeseBook  +   1895d ago
if most of the movie is zero suit samus then i say win
Shnazzyone  +   1895d ago

IGN called Uwe Boll about said movie and Uwe Boll's exact words were, "It's bulls*!t".
JasonXE  +   1895d ago
"The group currently overseeing revisions to the screenplay includes director and executive producer Uwe Bol"

ahhh f***, not Uwe.
kesvalk  +   1895d ago
its fake, she have a sword on the script...

samus, with a sword... not really possible...
somedude5892  +   1895d ago
Sounds terrible. I will boycott Nintendo if they let this happen.
Spenok  +   1894d ago
I only hope this isnt true.

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