Ex: "Don’t bother trying to impress the real ladies out there, they require too much work. Besides, sex isn’t all it’s cracked up to be right? My Virtual Girlfriend is on SALE, and boasts thousands of girls to choose from, with full 3D environments, funny and flirty dialog (so those of you with less lady-luck can take notes) and several different ways to interact with the girl of your choice. I’m guessing they’re leaving out the virtual hand-job though.
For 99 cents (this weekend only; regular price $2.99) you iPhone gamers can pick this app up and have a woman that will finally respond to their touch."