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Submitted by barakiu 1747d ago | opinion piece

Microsoft Press Conference E3 2010

Can someone open a door? I must rush out and buy Kinect. Reader, stop reading and open the door! I cannot wait to run out there, at this very moment, and buy Microsoft’s amazing new peripheral. Reader, if you go to the back room, you will find my tent. Get it out for me so I can pitch a tent at the store at this very moment. I will camp out for Kinect starting immediately. We can kiss the Wii goodbye. I am converted! It is all about Kinect now.

Reader, you may be astonished at my conversion. So if you be quiet for a moment and stop your yapping, I will explain why I am rushing out the door now, with my tent, to camp out for the Kinect. (E3, Kinect, Microsoft, Sean Malstrom, Tech, Wii, Xbox 360)

Denethor_II  +   1747d ago
eerrrr..... yeeeeah?? um no

http://i50.tinypic.com/11ad...
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Conloles  +   1747d ago
Ever wondered how much the bottom of an avatars shoe costs? 599 US DOLLARS!
Christopher  +   1747d ago
Joke article is joke article.
Ether  +   1747d ago
That got a lol out of me. :D
enkeixpress  +   1747d ago
Hell yeah!! I'm currently putting on my jacket & everything as we speak right now.. I'm Gonna' head out to buy my one IMMEDIATELY Rushing like crazy here, Be right back!! :D

Hell no.. I ain't buying that rubbish bullshit. :)
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00000000000000000001  +   1747d ago
Thanks for wasting my time, dumb a.
DevilsJoker  +   1747d ago
....
....Wordpress?
tiamat5  +   1747d ago
SARCASM!!!!!!
Nodoze  +   1747d ago
LOL
This article was hilarious.
LeonSKennedy4Life  +   1747d ago
Haha. Gorgeous!

Anyone watching King of Kong on G4 until Nintendo and Sony show MS how it's done?
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SimpleSlave  +   1747d ago
"Most Excellent...Whoa!"
"But best feature of all is in Kinect, there is a racing game where you can actually walk around the car.

”No way!”

And you can crawl on the ground and look closer, even look at the brake!

”Wow! Stop writing this post, Malstrom! We must leave immediately if we are to have any chance to buy Kinect before it sells out!”

OK that made me laugh...

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