Say goodbye to those sweaty and frankly odd shoes they force you to wear at the bowling alley. Forgo the faint smell of greasy fries that lingers down the alleys, and wave off the embarrassment that floods your face as your bowling ball drops harmlessly into the gutter, time after time.
Not because Let's Go Bowling! offers a definitive alternative, however, but purely because most bowling alleys in the UK are about as attractive as a Chicago Rock at closing time. Stop going.