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The Top 20 Kinected Press Reactions

Kombo runs down the hilarious reactions to Microsoft's Cirque Du Solei, cult & Kool-aid event.

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Nike2176d ago

"If any creepy dancing people touch me, I will fight them. "

That kept me laughing for a while. Along with "Microsoft now has a standing army" (in reference to everyone wearing the ponchos)

-Alpha2176d ago (Edited 2176d ago )

I'm so lost. Was THAT it for Kinect at E3? Where are all the hardcore games?? And I'm not trying to troll, I'm genuinely confused as to what happened. Correct me if I'm wrong but MS revealed Kinect with more casual games, and made no mention of any of the actual retail titles or projects I assumed we would see? Like games from Bethesda? Rare, etc?

Nike2176d ago (Edited 2176d ago )

Uh, I guess so. They didn't reveal anything else other than what's publicly known on N4G. They're supposed to be having something on Tuesday as well, but I don't know if they'll show more games than they did here.

Though it would make sense if they did - this event was clearly targetted towards the parents, the tweens, non-gamers and what-not. If they had a separate conference exclusively for showing hardcore games, then they could show off all the so-called rumoured games from Sega and Capcom. We'll have to wait till Tuesday it seems.

@eggbert: No, they do. They -

Oh my god, I think that's it. O__O

http://dlb-network.com/2010...

Edit: I don't know what's what any more. It's like I'm in Inland Empire. >.<

eggbert2176d ago

scheduled or something? The one on tuesday? Or am I just retarded?

poindat2176d ago (Edited 2176d ago )

...But I thought that Tuesday is just going to be the public airing of this conference (that just passed) on MTV and Nickelodeon, which is why the conference was a "no camera" event for bloggers and attendees. So nothing new on Tuesday.

But of course, correct me if I'm wrong.

EDIT: Yep, pretty sure I'm correct. Source:

http://majornelson.com/arch...

HolyOrangeCows2176d ago

Such positive reception.
LOL

Very funny article.

jkhan2176d ago

@alpha-male,
they already said Gears and Reach won't be supporting it. From the announced games so far, only Fable 3 will be using it and not to the fullest extent. I think people are taking it the wrong way. Never Microsoft once said they are going to catering for core gamers with Natal/kinect. The sole purpose in my opinion of Natal is to cater Casual market of Wii. We will see some form in hardcore games but it will be after thought. Microsoft just doesn't have the first party studios to push towards inventing new genre/software. I will happily eat crow if tomorrow Sony or Microsoft blow me away with there launch lineup for motion controls.

Rainstorm812176d ago

I think was always meant to be more for the "Casuals", Tomorrows press conf. is for the core audience and that is where they need to show more on star wars and a host of hardcore games for Kinect.

Besides...Ms said its sooooo many dev working on Na..Kinect that they cant get into the launch window so they must have more to show, that wasnt really in MS fashion no surprises no......nothing really for us Hardcore gamers

darkpower2176d ago (Edited 2176d ago )

Yeah. As Greenberg said in the Joystiq interview, this was just to introduce Kinect to the press (or whatever the hell that mess was SUPPOSED to be). It was to show off Kinect in SOME way (still unsure what they wanted to accomplish, because it just left all of us confused and wondering what in the hell did we just SEE). That is more or less what we're gonna see out of the televised special on Tuesday.

Tomorrow (Monday) is going to include the meat of the entire thing: the usual press conference where we'll see Greenberg, Mattrick (you know, the guy that has that "I'm a dick and proud of it" smile to him. Can't STAND him, though I can handle anyone else on the MS PR team), and etc. talk about what games they have, what new Live features they have, reveal what they stole from Sony THIS time (sorry, couldn't resist), and reveal other things that you probably don't care about. There's no other NEW MS conference that is scheduled.

Thing is, that one WILL be televised on Spike TV (not sure HOW they were able to do THAT. G4 must've pissed them off somehow). That's the best chance to actually show the masses (the public) Kinect. To do that, you KNOW they're gonna use 3/4ths of their show to shove that thing down our throats. There'll be some of Halo, Gears, and Fable, but I don't think we're going to see much else in terms of core, non-Kinect games being shown unless that whole Versus to 360 thing comes to fruition (we can go on all DAY about THAT one). Seeing as how MS is very, VERY committed to this thing, you have to think that they will showcase the thing like nothing else.

I do think they have to be careful, though. Remember last year and how the whole thing with the avatar's shoe thing revealed the motion tracking to be rather buggy. If they have another showing like that, the thing will be dead in the water before it even has a chance to swim.

-Alpha2176d ago

Thanks guys:

Darkpower, Monday is supposed to be just Xbox 360 though... I don't think it's going to mention Kinect at all. In fact, Monday I believe is all about us "hardcore" gamers. And Tuesday is the recording of what was shown Sunday... Which means MS really isn't using Natal towards us hardcore gamers the least bit. And this makes me feel confused. Will we or will we not see games proper games? And I'm not talking about Burnout using it because I can do that already with a controller.

Ah, whatever. I'm just disappointed with what I'm hearing and sort of shocked because I was expecting more. For some reason I feel like I'm the only one. Anyways, guess I'll just have to look forward to the Xbox conference.

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Shang-Long2176d ago

Lol the creepy danceing had me going too. Alpha yea I think it is man

jack_burt0n2176d ago

"Now I know why Robbie Bach quit."

Lmao

Tony-A2176d ago (Edited 2176d ago )

@DanRyckert: According to tweets I've seen, the Kinect event seems to involve: KKK members, magic smocks, floating couches, and people dancing on flowers.

An array of the most random things ever. Is this the thing that's supposed to air on all those channels? It sounds like a huge acid trip. I should've gone!

Nike2176d ago

"Is this the thing that's supposed to air on all those channels?"

God willing. No, seriously. Please air it.

Cheeseknight282176d ago

I think it's airing on Tuesday, but for whatever reason I can't seem to figure out Microsoft's E3 schedule at all. I wish they would have kept it a bit more traditional.

So far, Kinect is making me very sad. I'm a sucker for cats though so hopefully the Nintendogsect game will be decent/good.

Shang-Long2176d ago

9. @GI_AndyMc: In any other place this many people in white sheets would be hit with tear gas. I hate myself right now.

dizzleK2176d ago (Edited 2176d ago )

i found a good quote-

So be patient. Be patient. Death is--I tell you, I don't care how many screams you hear. I don't care how many anguished cries. Death is a million times preferable to ten more days of this life. If you knew what was ahead of you--if you knew what was ahead of you, you'd be glad to be stepping over tonight. -Jim Jones

i think that sums it up. death is preferable.

eggbert2176d ago

what the point of the ponchos is?

GAM3R7l2176d ago (Edited 2176d ago )

... Gallagher was scheduled to a Kinect "Sledge-O-Matic" bit, but backed out at the last minute. Apparently there were several hundred black people there...and he only brought watermelons to smash. :p

The Great Melon2176d ago (Edited 2176d ago )

I think the ponchos lit up from what I have read. It just makes this event even trippyer

nathan_snake2176d ago

Space Ponchos for the 360 fanboys now!

ingiomar2176d ago (Edited 2176d ago )

well from what ive seen from the live blogs the event was awesome.. why are there so many negative reactions?

Man i wish i was there.

@Eggbert

Only microsoft knows.. i wouldn't ask too many questions if i were you

saint_john_paul_ii2176d ago

i want to know what blog you were reading. these blogs forgot to put /s at the end.

The Great Melon2176d ago (Edited 2176d ago )

The event may have been awesome in the sense that it was well put together and Cirque du Soleil did a great job, but most of the negativity is either coming from disappointment in the product or people acting like they are above this.

I would likely make similar jokes about the event if I were there, but that doesn't change the fact that I would have probably enjoyed being there.