The Ten Dumbest Moments in Video Game History

The video game industry is relatively young, so unfortunately that also means it’s relatively dumb. Sometimes so ridiculously idiotic it makes you wonder how we made it this far to begin with. This week, The NPCs are naming off the cream of the crop when it comes to stupidity in gaming. We’ve got fuckups and misshaps aplenty; blunders and dumbness galore. Reminder: that we at DAMNLAG are not responsible for any loss of braincells and/or the lowering of IQ scores as a result of reading this article. Participants this week include Jaleel Boone, Steve Bogda, and Paul Cross.

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jaredhart2898d ago

how badly Sega screwed the Saturn.

Godmars2902898d ago

No wonder they screwed the pooch with the Dreamcast. Thought to make all of those add-ons for the Genesis that didn't work together.

qface642898d ago

lol wow atari were idiots
i can't believe they blew their chance at a mega deal because of some idiot president at the time LOL

HolyOrangeCows2898d ago (Edited 2898d ago )

“Look at the size and weight of the PSP, you could kill a man with it. Look at the shape. … It’s shaped like a giant penis.”

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! How messed up in the head do you have to be to look at a PSP and see a phallic image?! Somebody needs to see a doctor, stat!

"The 'Saturnday' surprise" is pretty freaking hilarious, too.

asdf122898d ago

He was born in 1927, he probably hasn't seen his penis in a long time.

DelbertGrady2898d ago

Exactly. It would be one thing if he said it about the Move wand but for the PSP it doesn't make sense.

Godmars2902898d ago

Unless...he's done something with one...-_-;;;

qface642898d ago

you gotta admit though those yamauchi quotes are hilarious

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Copyright2898d ago

Could be a lot more than this.

Anorexorcist2898d ago (Edited 2898d ago )

“I have been saying this for some time, but customers are not interested in grand games with higher-quality graphics and sound and epic stories"

"...people are not interested in cutting-edge technologies.”

“[People who play RPGs are] depressed gamers who like to sit alone in their dark rooms and play slow games.”

Hiroshi Yamauchi sounds like he'd be right at home with Microsoft. He should move on to "greener" pastures.

Robearboy2898d ago

I know my dumbest moment was when i sold my ps1 to get a Sega saturn after i had a go on nights into dreams, good game but the console was quite literally pants

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