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10 Misunderstandings Alan Wake Has About Americans

GameXplain writes: "I have recently completed your game Alan Wake and have noticed a few points missing from your game which would complete the American experience. For your convenience, I have compiled and attached a list of ten."

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wiggles3108d ago

That was a pretty good list

SeanRL3108d ago

the energizer one was the best.

wiggles3108d ago

I'm stuck between that one... and who drinks 100 thermoses of coffee after they have been sitting out in the woods lol...

hamoor3108d ago

now THAT is the kind of a list that i want to read not the same fans crab and "why product y is gonna fail" articles
good read

HolyOrangeCows3108d ago (Edited 3108d ago )

"Tornadoes are reserved for the parts of the country we don't really care about"

LOL, that isn't very nice.

WildArmed3108d ago (Edited 3108d ago )

Wow..
I remember seeing an article with the same title with Heavy Rain instead of Alan Wake. =/

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This was a hilarious read too xD

badz1493108d ago

1st, it was HR and now AW! I hope this won't discourage non-American devs to keep doing what they are doing! not everything must be perfectly matched to their real life counter-part because it's just a game! plus, those Energizers might be some knock off brand from China! if they chose to use Duracells instead, Alan will be accompanied by pink rabbits all the time thus making the game not scary at all!

BkaY3108d ago

no 10 is spot on ... i hate tht guy...

and no 4...

"we rarely leave 100 thermoses of it in the wilderness. When we do, we don't usually drink it afterwards" lol

well written .. props

peace

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dizzleK3108d ago

that squirrel pic almost made me spit up my own coffee...which i didn't find outside fyi.

WildArmed3108d ago

You sure it wasn't? maybe someone snuck in and replaced ur coffe with what they found outside!
*shock*

Hallucinate3108d ago

dear god iv'e been compromised abort mission

Silentmerc3nary3108d ago (Edited 3108d ago )

At least the voice actors sound American.
*cough*Heavy Rain*cough*

ThatArtGuy3108d ago

Yes, because everyone living in the States sounds like they were born in L.A., Atlanta, Boston, or the Bronx.

ThatArtGuy3108d ago

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Silentmerc3nary3108d ago

Damn, I wasn't hating on Heavy Rain, liked it a lot. Same with Alan Wake.

Geeze, N4G users need to lighten up (No pun intended).

huzzaahh3108d ago

Hohoho! I know you said that there was no pun intended, but it was good nonetheless.

WildArmed3108d ago

jokes and sarcasm doesn't come across well on the internet.

Try typing in '/s' or 'jk' and save yourself some flaming lol
n4g doesn't not let down until you beat you senseless :(

shadow27973108d ago

Just out of curiosity, is there a particular character you're referring to?

I'm trying to think of a single character that didn't sound American in Heavy Rain, and I'm coming up blank.

Rocket Sauce3108d ago (Edited 3108d ago )

I remember a few dodgy Boston-ish accents, but the kid in the flashback was unbelievably French.

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LeBart3108d ago

"8. While Washington drivers aren't the worst in the country, we don't crash our cars and block the roads when there is a looming threat we don't know about (unless you live near the retirement home in Issaquah)."

OK, that was pretty funny.

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