NG: “Would you like your Xbox regular, Premium or Elite, sir? Would that be the regular+, the Premium+ or the Elite+? Would you like your hard drive at 60Gb or 250Gb? Would sir like the 120GB Elite+, the 250GB Elite, the 250GB Elite+ or the… sorry, have we confused you at all… ? We didn’t want to do that. Shall we start again? Would sir like woofers and tweeters? Or perhaps a bag on his head? Would sir like to scream himself to death?” This really does seem to be a case of two plus two equalling five. Xbox 360+? Poppycock, we say.