RUMOR: Jessica Simpson to Play Samus Aran in Metroid Movie

The title says it all. You can jump for joy or cry now, depending on where your heart lies.

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Braineater24482748d ago

Would be alright. Could be hotter though.

themizarkshow2748d ago

I'm more concerned with her being badass enough to pull it off.

Conloles2748d ago

I'm more concered with her not being able to act at all.

-Alpha2748d ago

I'm more concerned with the fact that they are making movies out of games and using barbie dolls who started off as singers to portray the main character.

iNcRiMiNaTi2748d ago

They should just get Charlize Theron or Ali Larter to do it. Then again it's said to be a Uwe Boll movie as well so it'll prolly suck

RedDevils2748d ago (Edited 2748d ago )

I'm more concerned with her being Horny for the entertainment:)


I'm more concerned with her being a ditsy idiot playing a smart, sly bounty hunter.

frjoethesecond2748d ago (Edited 2748d ago )

I'm more concerned that hi6hli6ht didn't start their sentence with "I'm more concerned".

NecrumSlavery2748d ago

The guy who was directing it said two years ago he wanted Demi Moore to play Samus, based on her personality.

I personally think the girl who played the TX in Terminator 3 would of been perfect. Simpson is a terrible actress. Metroid is a lot deeper and darker than any scifi action story. It's about epic bosses and exploration. Upgrading you abilities and learning of historical alien civilizations. Jessica Simpson is too much of an idiot to handle that role. If they gave it to her they'd probably have to lower the standards of the film to fit her ditzy persona.

poopface12748d ago

at least its not Hana montana as Samus.

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Smacktard2748d ago

How the HELL did this story get approved? Uwe Boll? Jessica Simpson? Come on...

OhReginald2748d ago

isn't he making a littlebigplanet movie?

frjoethesecond2748d ago (Edited 2748d ago )

Omg, they should have Angelina Jolie star in a movie called lips. See what I did there?

hazelamy2748d ago

that would be ok if it was a singstar or lips movie though :)

IaMs122748d ago

Who cares who they use, they could use a guy as long as they use a great actor. Why? Because she does wear a helmet, she doesnt HAVE to take it off during the movie....

Bolts2748d ago

Isn't she too fat for that role? Because she's obviously too fat for Tony Romo.

qface642748d ago

the chick that played the terminatrix or whatever it was called in terminator 3 would be good as samus if they ever did make a metroid movie

frjoethesecond2748d ago (Edited 2748d ago )

Also she sucks!

Edit, meant to reply to something else. Sry.

Double Toasted2748d ago

Why don't they get someone who knows how to act first *facepalm*

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Parapraxis2748d ago


You know hiring a real actress is always an option too.

Rainstorm812748d ago

Thats funny i thought the same thing.....I dont think she very talented.

ThatArtGuy2748d ago

That's when you need a *really* good director.

DangerCurtis2748d ago

Noice! I'll be enjoying the film and have a hardon at the same time!

ClownBelt2748d ago (Edited 2748d ago )

It's a win-win in our two heads it seems.

I know you like it.

Meowhammad2748d ago (Edited 2748d ago )

You guys are into BBW? sick-ass mofos...

Guilty as charged!

Meowhammad2748d ago

She's a little too dark.

Colonel-Killzone2748d ago

I rather jessice alba tbh.......

Meowhammad2748d ago

She's way too dark. Look at her in Fantastic Four, she looked like a lion.

Colonel-Killzone2748d ago

lol listen thats who I rather. They have some good make up artist in the movie industry you know o.0 ? And idc she is a sexy lion lmao. But im not gonna nitpick about every female character. IDC who it is tbh as long as the story is good.

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