Xbox Live Unlikely to Approve Vagina Adventure Game

Micro-marines in condom helmets tromping through a landscape of pubic hair will not be part of your Xbox 360 experience, according to a Microsoft statement on Privates, a title being developed for the PC and Xbox Live Arcade.

spokesman gave this rather definite comment to the Seattle Post-Intelligencer.

This game has not been submitted to our pre-publication peer review process, and it has not been approved for distribution on Xbox Live Indie Games. We have guidelines in place that closely track requirements of content ratings boards worldwide and, among other things, prohibit the publication of strong sexual content.
While we haven't seen this game, we can confirm that if it is consistent with the description we have seen on the Internet, this game would not pass peer review and would not be permitted to be distributed on Xbox Live.

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ClownBelt3129d ago

Bukkake simulator got approved, why not this one?

Inside_out3129d ago

Really...No VJJ for brew crew...Hmmmm...

In related news...Sony announces new interactive for use with special game...Rumble included...

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AAACE53128d ago

I still can't believe there's a game like this lol!

BTW, did anyone see that skyscraper they are building in chicago, The Spire?

At first it looked like a unicorn horn, but then I thought, I wonder how many women would love to sit on top of it and have everyone jumping on every!

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sid4gamerfreak3129d ago

"Xbox Live Unlikely to Approve Vagina Adventure Game"


TheColbertinator3129d ago

I guess I'm cancelling my order O_o

Karlnag33129d ago

lol I doubt the devs care... they are quite obviously making this so they can go "LOL". Essentially, I think they are just dicking around... no pun intended.

Anon73493129d ago

Learn to read.

The game is free on PC and the devs wouldn't charge anything on XBL if MS didn't force them too, it's being made by channel4, it's suppose to be a game to educate teenagers profit and lulz are the last thing on their minds fool.

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