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Video Game Quotes You Shouldn’t Say During Sex

Regardless of what your mom or girlfriend may think, video games are good for A LOT of stuff. Like improving hand-eye coordination, learning how to blow up zombies, and being taught that if you pick up a prostitute, you can always run her over and get your money back. One thing video games are not good for? Quoting during sex. Here are the top 20 video game quotes that you should never use when you’re getting it on.

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snipermk02714d ago (Edited 2714d ago )

I'm headshot started with the unreal series first

Cevapi882714d ago

you know Snake is there...look at that grin on his face, and the guy can get any girl he wants

CrIpPeN2714d ago

Yeah I think about unreal and quake, I think quake have use it before.

Not Halo! WTF

ThanatosDMC2713d ago

Yup, it's UT99 that started Headshot then the audio was copied to CS 1.4 then to Halo.

poindat2714d ago (Edited 2714d ago )

Video Game Quotes You Shouldn't Say During Sex
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You Shouldn't Say Video Game Quotes During Sex. Period.

Fixed. I'm sure that would have been a much more helpful article. :p

thehitman2714d ago

I was going to say that after I read stupid headline I was like what video game quotes can u say during sex??

siliticx2714d ago

YOu could sing the FF End of fight song right after...

Kratos Spartan2714d ago (Edited 2714d ago )

That was THE FUNNIEST SH!T I've ever read!!! I am in tears. "Work Complete" I Lost it!!! OMG!!!

my stomach hurts. WHEW!!!

Marceles2714d ago

I hope that's sarcasm, that was probably the worst of the quotes

BiggCMan2714d ago

as you are having orgasm... "HADOUKEN!!!!!"

Elvfam5112714d ago (Edited 2714d ago )

"All your base are belong to us" that be the best lol

edit “Your face, your ass… What’s the difference?” -Duke Nukem - priceless

iamtehpwn2714d ago

"Sorry to jet...but I'm in a hurry."
"It's too hot! I can't take it any more!"
"You're becoming more like your father!"
"This baby can take temperatures up to 10,000 degrees"

Deputydon2714d ago

Yeah, it's probably sad that the Halo 'Headshot' comment just made me angry and sad.

Oh well.

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SupeerSteebbi2714d ago

“Oh No! Here It Is… I Didnt Think It Would Come So Quickly!” LOL!

yoshiroaka2714d ago (Edited 2714d ago )

"The infection is spreading faster than I anticipated…You should leave town soon"

LMAO!!!

EDIT:“That’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen!”... classic! lol

Jikla2714d ago

8. “You’re almost as big as my father - maybe bigger!” -Legend of Legia I loled. It would be totally awkward if a girl said that...

Kratos Spartan2714d ago

SHUTUP!!! oh man my stomach...

Rageanitus2714d ago

head shot came from unreal tournament .. pssh console fanboys

Kushan2714d ago

I wonder...how long do you think Solid Snake can keep his Snake Solid?

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