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1UP: I Can't Believe This S*** is a Game

1UP writes: "Games can be dangerous. We all know that they teach us to kill and make us fat, but there's another, much more insidious danger hidden within. It's a threat that Fox News has yet to notice, but which is sure to cause a shitstorm of outrage as soon as the lay public catches on...

I'm talking about the very real risk of brain damage, posed by games like Kitty on Your Lap and Don't Be Nervous Talking to Girls. Games so inexplicable in their mere existence that just attempting to comprehend how they ever came into being is like forcing a computer to divide by zero or talk to Captain Kirk. You don't even have to play these things to be at risk of catastrophic mental collapse".

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