Mother's Day is this Sunday, what are you getting your Mom? What?!? You forgot, didn't you? She suffered through *insert obscene amount of hours here* of childbirth to bring your sorry butt into the world, and you can't even remember to get her a little token of appreciation? She's your mom, she'll love you anyway--but seriously, dude--LAME!
Ah, well. All is not lost. There are still a few days left to salvage your reputation, and Averyzoe at GoozerNation has the perfect gift ideas to turn "Why can't you be more like your brother?" into "Don't tell the others, but you were always my favorite."