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Return to Nintendonia!

Zack from GWN revisits the Nintendo press conference to find out if the Nintendenite tribe have prospered since last year's ritual.

"It has been a year since I bid farewell to the peaceful yet socially inept Nintendenites. Since then I have seen many things and had countless adventures, but always, in the back of my mind I wondered affectionately about my old friends. Have they prospered? Have they suffered? Have they moved out of their parent's dwellings?

All these questions tugged at the back of my mind. So, it was with great enthusiasm that I received the news that I would be allowed to visit the Nintendites once again, to follow up on my studies, and perhaps gain greater understanding of this kind, solitary people.

7:45 a.m. - I meet the Sherpa that will transport me to the Nintendites new temple. He is a friendly bear of a man, of stocky yet solid build. Perhaps the Nintendites have adopted a worker/warrior class. We set off in the Sherpa's carriage."

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