5 Things the Gears of War 3 Teaser Tells Us

GamerZines: Teaser trailers are usually just an excuse for publishers to show the game's logo, but last night's footage of Gears of War 3 shown on 'Late Night with Jimmy Fallon' actually revealed quite a lot.

Here's a selection of what we saw and what it could mean, a word of warning though this contains a few spoilers.

[Nelson M]

It's the same old Crap as the last 2
And that Dom has been on the Bottle since Maria's death hence the Scruffy Looking Bum Haircut on that Unshaven Melon head of his
Plus Cole looks like Friar Tuck and Braid, Bird or whatever his name is Looks as Gay as Ever(i mean were does he get them Highlights done in the war torn land he so Gayly Dwells)
And its also Offical that Anya is a Lesbo
Gears of Gray 3 Confirmed
Thy Silly Little BoTs

[avengers1978]

I know one thing for sure- well 2- that was not game play footage, so I wouldn't get to excited(april 2011) and Cliffy B didn't not say anything about Natal(and I know you bots think Gears will be compat with Natal, but it Won't)

[GenerationWinner]

they even beat us 360 owners for commenting on 360 news. Now that says sumtin awwww....anyway dont forget my page on ebay. Still selling tissues for the droids. Selling like mad since today anyone know why fony tissues are selling like mad???

[TheBand1t]

Your avatar pic is wrong, btw. Should be a Wii.

[Corrwin]

- Guns
- Quarterbacks
- Locusts
- Cthulhu
- Grey

Holly crap! Just like the previous games!

Can we save the "journalism" for when we actually know something about the damned game?

[Corrwin]

Oh, sorry. For those who disagree, maybe you'd like to read the bible whilst you're in the mood for imaginary things?

[GameOn]

I disagree (although I can't be arsed to hit the button). This teaser clearly does tell us a few things that people may have not expected.

1. Female Gears
2. New looks for the original characters.

Yes, only 2 things but they were not expected unlike new weapons (possibly what killed those civilians) and new beasties (we already knew about the tentacle fiend).

[Reibooi]

5 things it tells us.

*The game is still Grey and the engine still aging horribly.

*New disposable characters that will not survive more then a hour after they are introduced.(and GASP some of them are female)

*New weapons that are more then likely overpowered(Double Barrel Shotgun for example)

*New enemies that violate the cover system that made the game great in the first place.

*Dom looks grizzled and old because of what happened in the 2nd game(cause letting a beard grow when you are depressed is so original)

[Cenobia]

wtf? Where did that come from? You get in a hissy fit about your disagrees so you attack religion? That makes no sense.

And you didn't even spell holy right.

[huzzaahh]

@ Corrwin's second comment

Zing! Ahaha, me like.

[Corrwin]

Yeah I don't know how I made the connection between the imaginary and religion.

But I'm sorry for the spelling, it's my fault, and I'll go fall on my sword ;)

[tudors]

I can't take you seriously, you said it looks like a PS2 game in another thread so you are clearly a bitter troll.

[kenjix]

I was thinking they were excited to show that they have something that could compete with the PS3 exclusives. Oh well.

[Bloodlyte]

besides the double barrel shotgun, anyone noticed the old lancer ( from the pendulum wars era ) that Anya gives Dom, I think the COG is running out of resources :D

[thief]

Reminds me of the funny incident in the Battle of Britain when a German ace was asked by Goering what he wanted to win the war, and he replied “Spitfires”

What do you want to have the perfect Gears experience, with all the flaws and glitches and host lag removed, better graphics, gameplay, story? Buy a PS3 and play Uncharted 2!

[PS3and4_HAS_GAMES]

1.GRAPHICS STILL DONT MATCH UNCHARTED 1'S LEVEL
2.BOTS HAVE TO WAIT A YEAR FOR ONE OF THIER BEST EXCLUSIVES
3.SAME OLD POP AND SHOOT
4.DULL COLORS
5.AGAIN GRAPHICS STILL DONT MATCH UNCHARTED 1'S LEVEL

[TROLL EATER]

ahah kilzone 3 gonna get owned next april. battle of the greys but ultimately only gears will sell. the scale of gears sounds epic

[Leio]

"Brothers to the end"
So what the fúk is that Final Fantasy boi doing there :O ?

[GameOn]

That's clearly a female. I advise you go check the sexuality of your other half now, you may be mistaken.

[Bigpappy]

He has been playing way too much FF. I get confused too when playing that game.

[DarkBlood]

hey Tifa called and she would like Cloud back please

lol jks

[palaeomerus]

Uh huh. Meanwhile Jin Roh called and they're wondering when Killzone will be done with their Panzer cops.

[MSpence516]

Off topic but I didn't know "Sawyer" was the voice of Baird.

[Akagi]

Looks remarkably like the rest of GeOWs trailers.

[DevilsJoker]

Will someone do a comparison between the madworld teaser and that trailer and see any improvments have been made.

Mainly because the Mad world one was cheating a little and i get the feeling all of them have been?

Although, ironically from what i hear from people, gears isn't about the graphics to me, i always have fun Co-oping locally with my friends on these games, so as long as they make it last longer than 7 hours i'll be a happy camper.

[bubb13gum]

All these fanboy comments are pathetic. Aren't we all gamers? If you don't own or like the 360, some how you will try to play this game...stop fronting.

[m23]

I hope they add some new moves to the lancer, I wanna see the chainsaw used in different ways. Double barrel shotgun will be fun to use in campaign, but I don't know about multiplayer. Overall, I loved the trailer, but Mad World was better.

[jjesso1993]

you cant say it looks like ps2 game but any gears got admit that you would rather waited for it to be on the next xbox its going look very outdated the story going to short i just really want them finish it with everything explained.

[palaeomerus]

I disagree. Completely. It looks great.