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Why Cave Story is the Worst Videogame Ever

Jim Sterling of Destructoid writes:

Cave Story made its long-awaited WiiWare debut this past week, and people were ecstatic. Many gamers adore this retro throwback, holding it high as proof that indie products can be just as well crafted as any retail experience. Some would go so far as to say that Cave Story is the greatest videogame ever made. These people, unfortunately, are wrong.

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MasFlowKiller3063d ago (Edited 3063d ago )

Another Jim Sterling Article
this guy is single handily giving the video game media a bad name

I am all for homebrew games,
am currently working on a game with my friend and i wish that once my game is release i get at least 1% of the recognition this game is getting.

I am currently playing this game on my psp and i got hooked to the story and the world really quick.

instead of clinking that link just to giantbomb and listen to wat real video game journalist has to say(professionalism exclusive to giantbomb)
here is the link:
http://www.giantbomb.com/qu...

cause even is Jimmy boy is using satire he already has a reputation for having his head up is a$$,
that people wont take the time to read the entire article becuase, let be honest; This guys annoys the $hit out of me,
how some good people from IGN lose their job while this a$$hole keeps his is beyond me.

ChickeyCantor3063d ago

Im a bit confused but its satire i think...

MasFlowKiller3063d ago

"As a proud PS3 owner, I want everything to be on Blu-ray. If there's not a PS3 version, then clearly the game sucks huge amounts of testicular sweat. Cave Story is biased against the PS3 because it released on WiiWare and not on the PSN, therefore it $hit."

LOL - is this guy for real.

"Cave Story was developed as a multiplatform game after it had been confirmed as a PC exclusive for so long."

This guys is so F***ING DUMB, both the PSP vesion and the Wii version were made after the game was drop. Not only that but the Wii version was MADE BY NINTENDO and the PSP one by the homebrew community both with his permission.

He really is single handily giving the video game media a bad name

ChickeyCantor3063d ago

Actually that PS3 part makes me think its full of satire...

Sharpshell3063d ago

it is satire, very very poor satire

Venomish3063d ago

I had my eyes on this game so when i read the title I was just about to press the link but thanks god i read "jim sterling" before clicking

VINNIEPAZ3063d ago

"Of course, if Cave Story ever turns up on the PS3, then I may be forced to magically alter my opinion and declare that the game is actually really good. I'll also shout "IN YOUR FACE XBOTS" and show off that I get to play something I once said was a load of garbage."

"As a proud PS3 owner, I want everything to be on Blu-ray. If there's not a PS3 version, then clearly the game sucks huge amounts of testicular sweat. Cave Story is biased against the PS3 because it released on WiiWare and not on the PSN, therefore it's sh*t."

"The trouble is that it's not in HD, and as someone who has played God of War III (which is obviously better than anything else because it's on the PS3), my eyes cannot adjust to this hideous, retina-scarring garbage."

L M M F A O

Yea its a joke article. Well, except for those quotes that hit spot on in PS3 fanboys minds.

ceiltsei3063d ago

You guys seem to be pretty thick. It is satire from the beginning, if you notice that, the rest should follow. Read from the first sentence - heck, from the title of the article. It is all obvious, and if you read it for what it is (a joke on the article about being the best game ever) you should be able to follow the rest. This type of article is a fantastic and hilarious way of bastardizing both gaming reviews and our bland typical review system, and I welcome it.

If you do not get it, it may not be your cup of tea, but those who did, it is something accepted and often thought as parody.

Again, I welcome this and I laughed out loud many times reading this.

fatstarr3063d ago

this guy is just a clown. How come good people from other websites just get the boot and then people like this guy that who just goes around makeing videogame media look retarted like this guy.

i could be a better journalist with my eyes closed.

DelbertGrady3063d ago

It's a response to this Destructoid article saying "Why Cave Story is the greatest game ever" http://n4g.com/News-498997....

bjornbear3063d ago (Edited 3063d ago )

big fan, and when done correctly, pricesless

this guy just sounds like a 16 year old trying to find his humor

he isn't a comedian, he's a "videogame journalist" (failed one...)

just because he has Sterling as his last name doesn't mean he pulls off sarcasm =/

still, every industry has a joke right? well...he's it =) (along with HHG)

Lykon3062d ago

I enjoyed this article because i like fun irreverent piss takes of everything ....nice one , made me chuckle

Solidus187-SCMilk3062d ago

but alot of that has to do with the fact that it was amazing for a FREEE PC download.

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HighDefinition3063d ago

Gets handed out by people too often, there are some bad games out there.

Relientk773063d ago

Im confused so they said the game is the best and worst video game ever

fatstarr3063d ago

this guy is a clown just ignore it and play cave story.

NateNater3063d ago

It's funny to see one article that says "Why Cave Story is the worst video game ever" and one that says "Why Cave Story is the greatest video game ever" on the same website. That's Destructoid for ya! lol

P.S. Before someone says it... I know they're different authors :P

George Sears3063d ago (Edited 3063d ago )

How fitting that the negative (although somewhat satirical one) article has to be made by Jim.

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