Critical Gamer writes: Have you seen this old episode of The Simpsons? During Marge and Homer's dating period they go and see The Empire Strikes Back and as they leave, passing by a queue of people still waiting to see the movie as they go, Homer says to Marge, "Wow! Who'd have thought that Darth Vader would be Luke Skywalker's father?"
I'm really sorry if I just spoiled that for you. Genuinely. I can only assume you're fresh out the womb if you haven't seen it though, so I hope I'm safe from any potential attempts on my life or other types of revenge. But aren't spoilers a funny thing?