TSA writes: "Princesses are so annoying. You could bind and gag one, cast invisibility on her and drop her in the middle of the arctic with a raft of killer robotic polar bears as bodyguards, and she'd still find a way to get kidnapped by an evil knight or eaten by a hungry gorilla.
This time it's Sisna – the daughter of the King of Balandor – who's not been paying attention to who she's been adding on Facebook, let her personal details slip and it's off for incarceration by the evil Magi cult for her. Check Balandor in your atlas if you don't know where it is; it hasn't been on the news much lately."
8/10