"I'm sure any amateur gamer has heard of the legendary, "Metal Gear Solid" series. In light of the upcoming release, "Metal Gear Rising", I thought i'd take time out to identify why some gamers may have trouble accessing it. Now, hold a cross against my head and burn me to dust, but I didn't play the fourth game. However, I'm a true fan of the story, and I definitely know what separates the clones from Snake; but partly because I've played every MGS game, barre the fourth, and am actually obsessed with Hideo Kojima. Trust me. I'm so dedicated, I made a carving of his bust…using my eyeball."