So you wanna be a rock superstar? Live large? Big house? Five cars? Rent charged? We all do, buddy. From stroppy emo kids who haven't so much as picked up an instrument since they were forced to learn the recorder in school to desperate wannabes still kicking a beaten-up old van all over the country just waiting for the big break, that's always two steps ahead of them, more or less everyone has at some point dreamed of making it big.