The game blasts its way into existence with a weapon in its hand and a spiritual tale on its lips. In ancient days, it says, our planet was balanced by two powerful orders: the female Umbra Witches and the male Lumen Sages. Bayonetta, a sassy magiker at the core of the game, is the progeny of an unholy union between a Sage and a Witch. Her abominable birth triggered a full-on war that pretty much wiped both groups out. -