Submitted by rothbart 1978d ago | review

SG Review: Heavy Rain

From the article by ShanghaiSix: "Heavy Rain is a beautiful woman you pick up at a party (stay with me, ladies). You take her back to your home, get all naked, and start making sweet passionate love to her. As you're in the middle of making love, you close your eyes, luxuriating in the experience…when the woman punches you in the throat. You gasp in surprise, ask her what in the hell she's doing, and then go back about your business. As soon as you close your eyes again, she grabs your upper eyelid and yanks down on it to the point where you feel that your eyeball is going to come out of its socket." (Heavy Rain , PS3) -

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