GamesRadar writes: "Valentine's Day approaches! What're you gonna do? Get your special someone a heart-shaped box of chocolates and a card with a puppy on it? How Hallmark of you. We have a better way to ignite that sexy spark… by which we mean worse: gaming, plus, sex. It's so stupid it just might work…or involve more awkward silences and tears than a JRPG. But hey, give us a chance - a little experimentation keeps things fresh, right? Your partner will either thank you for your ingenuity, or be forever disgusted by the thought of you. Good luck!"