TGP writes: "My editor seemed rather eager for me to get my hands on Parachute Ninja, available now on the App Store. I can only venture a guess as to why he was so excited for me to take a swing at this game. I came up with two possible conclusions. One, he's a huge Bruce Lee fan and was hoping I'd make some clever Enter the Dragon reference. Or, he really enjoyed my review of Air Bear and was hoping that a sequel would drive crazy numbers to the site."